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  1. Kev_Lewis

    'Did you just touch my face and say "urgh!"?'

  2. Kev_Lewis

    'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      ..except the SHIFT, CAPS LOCK, ALT, CTRL, NUM LOCK...

    2. big jim

      big jim

      been watching the simpsons again

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Well done Jim. All my status updates for the last week or so have been Homer quotes.

  3. Kev_Lewis

    "I go faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster"

  4. Kev_Lewis

    "You want it all but you can't have it, It's in your face but you can't grab it!"

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    2. brianthesnail96

      brianthesnail96

      Blimey, that rang a bell but I had no idea where from- it was a regular in the grotty rock club I used to frequent in Plymouth apparently...

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Epic by Faith No More:

    4. brianthesnail96

      brianthesnail96

      That'd be the one! Don't think I ever actually knew what or who! It's not got any better with the passage of time...

  5. Kev_Lewis

    A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside

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    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Sounds pretty normal for the MoD...

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      "Hey. Hey. Any girl who wants to tie herself to my railings ans suffer a JET movement gets my vote!"

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Olaf nearly got away with that though, cause Nodbright of Yodel delivered them.

  6. Kev_Lewis

    After yesterdays tidy up I only have two part built kits on the workbench. Time to start something else I think.

  7. Kev_Lewis

    Almost wishes he still had a Vauxhall Nova.

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    2. Hippo

      Hippo

      Scrapped... Typical Dagenham dustbin, the sills rusted under the side skirts

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      My Nova was little better. Over

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      There was a phase when all these Novas started having 2-litre Cavalier engines stuffed into them.....

  8. Kev_Lewis

    Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      They certainly are!

    2. davefrk

      davefrk

      Turnips!

  9. Kev_Lewis

    Are you the Police? No ma'am, we're musicians.

    1. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      I have a Police record.Walking on the moon.

    2. 45059

      45059

      They sound like Ladykillers to me.

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I wonder how long it'll be before somebody says: "Don't stand so close to me"?

  10. Kev_Lewis

    Armed and dubious!

  11. Kev_Lewis

    Bake him away toys!

    1. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      Do what the kid says

  12. Kev_Lewis

    Bang on!

  13. Kev_Lewis

    BBC Breaskfast's business girlie Steph Mcgovern is on the SVR this morning.

    1. RJL

      RJL

      Tell her to get off, Walking on railway lines can be dangerous !

  14. Kev_Lewis

    Beer Burps!!!!

  15. Kev_Lewis

    Beer cold. Soldering iron hot. Perfect evening in.

  16. Kev_Lewis

    Better fix the guitar while I have the soldering iron out tonight.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      *twang*

    2. RJL

      RJL

      don't fret about it.

  17. Kev_Lewis

    Black Wych Porter, very tasty :-)

    1. N15class

      N15class

      Now all these lovely beers are are the only thing I miss food wise from the UK. All we get here is yellow beer that tastes alike.

  18. Kev_Lewis

    Both drill batteries are flat :-(

  19. Kev_Lewis

    But the rainbow has a beard.

  20. Kev_Lewis

    Bye bye bauxite.

  21. Kev_Lewis

    Can I play with madness?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Is it driven by an overpriced RG4?

    3. newbryford

      newbryford

      Give me the sense to wonder

    4. 3 link

      3 link

      " Madness " more like Iron Maiden....

  22. Kev_Lewis

    Can someone please tell the dude in the cloak, carrying a scythe, to keep his boney finger in his pocket for the rest of the year!

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    2. DougN

      DougN

      OH all right just stay away from the salmon moose!

    3. AndrewC

      AndrewC

      maybe he can do a guest appearance on the Kardashians.

       

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I bet he drinks Carling Black Label ...

  23. Kev_Lewis

    Can someone please tell the lovely Ellie Harrison that the sculpture on Countryfile looks like a gentleman sausage.

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    2. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      I knew Boris would agree.

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      CK Pork Swords are the one and only aren't they ?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Somehow I think she might have already thought that. It was the 20th take that was shown..........due to corpsing.

  24. Kev_Lewis

    Cricket season started today in a blaze of rain and hail. However we still managed to win!

    1. Barry O

      Barry O

      yorkshire leagues started two weeks ago - today was only minor hail and rain and wind and sun.....

  25. Kev_Lewis

    Crikey, it's really foggy here. Visability 50 yards or less. Take care people!

    1. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      The chickens won't find their way home in the fog.Unless they're fog chickens.And there's no such thing as a fog chicken!

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