Tim Dubya

not anymore...

Flushed with success and ready to start it all again in the morning !

Raring to go (again)

Yes, cut it, Mr. Hutt.

pity the fool!

Yackity yack

Yackity yack

Yackity yack

Yackity yack

Nuf said

do you know if they're available as squeezycheeseypeasypuddingypeas? #NO NAKED FLAMES! (or cats - they'd look silly and be cold)

Come along Grommit, it's time to go home now.

Our new Knight of the Realm, Sir Rod of Stewart.

Good for Stair Rod

I know, not bad considering he's a foreign johnny

Now you're in practice try the ones in WH Smith -really good for getting to knwo teh staff as they seem to spend all their time sorting them out.

I don't use WHSmiffs because of their tills

I only wanted to buy one thing (I'd forgotten during our weekly shop), I'll wait at the basket only checkout next time...

Drink and be even happier !

Top tip Grahame (aren't they always)

What's ya post code I'm coming over !

As in cumin… oh, never mind…

Not just in my garden, there's also some Great Tits in next doors...

That is correct... unless it's a 24hour clock.

Bluebottle

Rosie........................

I've just dribbled curry down my tweeds.

Oh, you posh northerners, I don't know... no really I don't!

I say, 'girls, peanuts aren't illegal - there's no need to hide them under your top!'

London bus brunette.

You luckin at my pint?

Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.

Oxwellmains.

Partridge

Sheep farming referee

Tattoo Removal?

We'll see, but as it has the ability to destroy itself, it can probably remove most things from where they're stuck!

I peeled off the "Do Not Use On Vehicles" sticker, it's probably what turbocharged it?

Paint stripper

Roast Duck..

You've been working on that one for some time, haven't you, Mr Dubya?

I'm not that clever...

D_M, I've seen those princesses before but would get banned if I posted a link to the site

Awesome...

Nailed it ? Or Good job

Cheers T

Have to be i-Player now, but thanks Tim, anyway.

A fascinating watch. Particularly liked the colliery incline film.

well, I did eat some codine, which my back was very appreciative about.

I made the mistake ? of having a couple of beers with mine once, didn't even know I'd got a back after that !!!

know what you mean there mate, I've done that "accidentally" on a number of occasions

Time to change mine then ! )

People get what they deserve,

Time is round and space is curved.

Honey, have you got the nerve,

To be Queen Elvis?

See that man who mows his lawn,

He'll hang in drag before the dawn.

Some are made and some are born

To be Queen Elvis.

It could break your mothers heart,

It could break your sisters heart.

Coming out's the hardest part,

When you're Queen Elvis.

Justify your special ways,

Justify your special ways.

G...

The one and only. I often dream of trains though.

I prefer a bacon butty

WHINE, whine, WHINE, whine, WHINE!

my brother out of law is a retired fireman - I'm not telling him we're having wine for tea...

Wine for tea. Sounds like a fair swop.

Meet the new sandwich,

Same as the old sandwich...

You'll be on Masterchef before you know it !

or rehab...

Well, I suppose you just have to grin and bear it.

Did you know ...... cat poo is waterproof?

wow, I didn't know that - you learn something new everyday.

Thanks

Luckily, I got 'em out again!

Not lost your sense of houmous.

I prefer humourous tomato sandwitches ;-)

Hope she left everyting back in the right place.

she did rip something out...

no, I kept the b@stard - it's going under the pillow tonight for a hefty return...