DonB

Sitting outside watching the blood red moon. Except it's still very white...

Is it me or is the site a bit slow today?

Forum ‘Phrase of the day’ has to be “choke the budgie” in the cwm prysor thread

I voluntarily ate a sprout today. Just one. First time in 45 years I've done that. Still don't really like them. I'm not going to be ill now am I?

A rear tyre blow out in lane 3 on the A14 focuses the attention.

I may be off my dot, but I wanna proppa cuppa coffee from a proppa cuppa coffee pot!!!

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

On the slow train to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe...

Spent the first part ot the morning changing 5-year olds into their Nativity costumes, then the second part back into their school uniforms. So many sheep, stars, angels.... it did my head in.

Is about to sail from Karsto, near Stavanger, bound for Antwerp. There's a 4 to 5 metre high swell waiting outside. Everything is securely lashed down - I hope...

Have just discovered 'Manage Attachments', which has provided a route back to parts of RMweb time has forgot

Why don't wheelie bins have headlights?

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully - George W Bush

Really want to change my screen name to something simpler!

Has discovered he is a ferroequinologist. Someone who 'studies the Iron Horse'. Sounds posher than railway enthusiast!

Why is it that for months you have virtually 'nothing' to buy and then all of a suden there is a tidal wave of desirable gear.....

Fig Rolls

Perfect RMweb forum homepage banner. Thankyou

Phew - for a while there I thought my invisible ink had worn off

Citizen! State your identification.

How in hell can we vote for any of that lot?? They’re all so b***** good!!

Has just discovered free printable graph paper on the internet

Translate Laboriously

What goes round comes around. Daily Telegraph reports a “New Idea”. Trains to blow sand on the line to overcome leaf mould adhesion problems.

Appears to have misplaced his Lycra bib tights...