DonB

Do bears have Fear of Missing Trout?

We got it together, didn't we? We definitely got our thing together, don't we baby? Isn't that nice? I mean, when you really sit and think about it, isn't it really, really nice? I can easily feel myself slipping more and more ways, Slip in world of my own, Nobody but you and me, We've got it together, baby...

Sprout Yoghurt... :-$

Oooo, a Ban6 Vacany has just come up, literally with my name on it!

Problem: Jumbo Frozen Lasagna, and I only want to cook half and put the other half back in the freezer. Solution: A 12" blade engineer's hacksaw. Job done, though a coarser blade would've been good. I did give the blade a wipe with IPA first....

"An inflatable model of the slate quarry will be unveiled on 1st July."

Try fooling your neighbours into thinking you've got a pet Otter by pinning the cats ears back and coating it's fur with Vasoline !

No change

Soyuz

Mugwumps unite!

Why is it that when I put something in a safe place, I can never find the bloody item I am looking for. GRRRR

is having Original All-Bran with prunes for breakfast. Powerful stuff.

Creating Cameo Layouts competition - before anyone even hints at a thought about the possibility of a suggestion of my doing an operating sewage works - no, just no.

Creating Cameo Layouts competition - before anyone even hints at a thought about the possibility of a suggestion of my doing an operating sewage works - no, just no.

Creating Cameo Layouts competition - before anyone even hints at a thought about the possibility of a suggestion of my doing an operating sewage works - no, just no.

The time has come to share the joke, that the latch on the bathroom door is broke.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounts.........and falls of the other side!

Was advised today that the cause of a almost flat battery on my car is the "Smart" technology that it has fitted. Apparently this stops the alternator from spending too long charging the battery because that saves fuel. This happens even when the charge is low owing to short journeys. Smart? PAH!

Mars is beginning to look attractive

Hot Cross Buns for breakfast? No law against it....

Would anyone like to see my slides of United Counties Leyland National's at Northampton Greyfriars bus station circa 1982?

A Mandelbrot set

Beep beep I'm a sheep. I said beep beep I'm a sheep.

The most confusing part about today's 5 bulleids at Swanage, is they all sound the same !

Feels that working in a lunatic asylum would be better than the school he is currently at!