I was looking something up on Quora, and I came upon this sentence:
Here is a link to the Hawaiian Volcanoes Observatory, they would measure lava temperatures, but they may not be responding to inquiries since the Government has been shut down because the President has a fragile ego and is throwing a temper tantrum because he wants to be remembered for a great wall. Alternatively, perhaps he is thinking of being interred in this wall like the Pharohs were interred in the Pyramids.