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It's sleety and snowy and blowing a hooligan out there.

Remember, when you are opening your box, you are no longer just opening the box, you have an ongoing de-accession incident type of situation

Stüzpunkt 211...

"DJH Starter kit". Surely a contender for Oxymoron of the Century! ;-)

Finger buffet

It's easy to face the music if you like the style...

Got a brand new bag of 20 Dapol "disc" wheels, however one of them is spoked, I might put it on eBay and title it "Super Rare L@@K"

I've just got a run of 4 questions right on University Challenge !

is fed up of the same old nauseatingly sentimental supermarket adverts or the stupid Money Supermarket comparison one. Bah humbug.......

is fed up of the same old nauseatingly sentimental supermarket adverts or the stupid Money Supermarket comparison one. Bah humbug.......

Shoreditch ...

Yes, yes, we know that conceptually the idiot has won, but in terms of abstract, non-objective aesthetics, is it Art, darling?

can't wait to see what the front cover of the next issue of "Private Eye" will look like :-D

Finding the media's self indulgent navel gazing hilarious. That's what you get when you believe your own BS.

BT Call Centre Operative: "There's no one at BT that can help you."

That happy moment when someone at work starts telling lies to atempt to make you feel bad, then ends up droping them self in the brown stuff! Happy days....

Betty Swallocks

Why is it often nigh impossible to contact small suppliers. Surely their ordering customers are their lifeblood. Even a once a week defined time for phone answering would be helpful.

Why is it often nigh impossible to contact small suppliers. Surely their ordering customers are their lifeblood. Even a once a week defined time for phone answering would be helpful.

Spent the evening cleaning down a Landrover overdrive unit and took the end flange off to cure the oil leak, now it refuses to go back on, something has slipped out of place buxxer....

iOS 10

Oh no! Time to disappear, Strictly's on.....

Well, since the gable end's all safely rendered up now, I'm just sitting here waiting for the next kick in the b@lls...

"This music still glows as brightly as that first hearing...Shakatak aren't just a band, they were the soundtrack to our lives"

Thinking of having a stab at being a bus driver. Needing to bring in a bit more bacon that I currently do!