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  1. HeeleyBridge

    Gonna unleash the tigers. Gonna let slip the dogs of war

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      As the war machine keeps turning.

      Death and hatred to mankind,

      Poisoning their brainwashed minds.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      oh lord yeah!

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      Cry Havoc...

  2. HeeleyBridge

    Good mornin, Good mornin, we've danced the whole night through

  3. HeeleyBridge

    Grandad the pirate has gone...

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      He's been escorted to the local sausage shop by Gerald, the Chief Rabbit.

  4. HeeleyBridge

    Granddad! You're a poo-poo head!

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      is what my 4 year old grandson shouted when I told him that Captain Kernow ate all the sausages

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Hahahaha .... Quite right give the boy a bag of sweets ! Or a train set !!

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      You may inform the young gentleman that the Captain hasn't consumed any sausages for a little while, now.

  5. HeeleyBridge

    has decided to withdraw from politics and spend more time with his family

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Not surprisingly the family told me to **** off!

       

      :) Pint o'clock then...

       

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      With the family? Oh please no... ;-)

    4. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      You and 170'labour' MP's?

  6. HeeleyBridge

    has just been told - Granddad! You're getting on my nose!

  7. HeeleyBridge

    has lost the will to live.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      .......and relax. Boris will save us all.

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Sit back, take it easy, unbend, do some modelling. (before it becomes to expensive!)

    4. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      I'm really worried now that we're going to have two leaders with weird blonde hair! Aaaaaaaaaargh!

  8. HeeleyBridge

    has run out of sweeties

  9. HeeleyBridge

    Honey, I b0rked the interweb

  10. HeeleyBridge

    I don't like cricket oh no.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I love it-ah

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Don't you queer on me pitch

  11. HeeleyBridge

    I don't stay out late Don't care to go I'm home about eight Just me and my radio

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Jack Horner

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Arthur Scargill

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Joe Gormley

  12. HeeleyBridge

    I don't want to come out from under my rock, thank you.

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      The sun? Wassat then? I didn't know you were into metaphorical constructs Mr Horse ...

    3. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Go on! ! playa bit of 12 bar . . .you'll feel better.

       

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      That's not a half bad idea. i got my mojo workin ...

  13. HeeleyBridge

    I don't want to die in a nuclear war. I want to sail away to a distant shore

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      i'm a king kong man, i'm a voodoo man

    2. lapford34102

      lapford34102

      If you want to make like an Apeman please feel free.

      Me, I'll just sit and watch the sunset at Waterloo

       

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Götterdämmerung

  14. HeeleyBridge

    I don't want to set the world on fire, but then on second thoughts ...

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Maybe just start a little one and see how you feel.

      Might I suggest Trump's hairpiece or Wigan...

    2. Harrogate009

      Harrogate009

      If in doubt, combust things

       

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Scorched earth!

  15. HeeleyBridge

    I will ride on the train. I will be the fisherman

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I'm too old for this.....

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Join the club mate.

    4. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      what is it with this year?

  16. HeeleyBridge

    I'm not a bat or a rat or a cat

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      I'm not a goose or a moose on the loose.

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Are you a mole who lives in a hole?

    4. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Our dog would have all three.

  17. HeeleyBridge

    If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Yes, but you'd get less drenk now than you did then because prices have gone up! Buy now to avoid future price increases!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      DRINK! DRINK! DRRRINKK!!!

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A plate of manky tomato salad

  18. HeeleyBridge

    If light is just a particle waving, the least we can do is wave back...

    1. Velopeur

      Velopeur

      Sounds exhausting!

       

  19. HeeleyBridge

    Inspector Barnaby has been called in to the Midsomer Model Railway Club to investigate the suspiscious death of the club chairman. Last time anyone saw him alive, he proposed that the club builds it's new layout to 00-SF 16.2mm gauge. There are several suspects on either side, for and against.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I bet he was stabbed with a hot soldering iron.

    3. locoholic

      locoholic

      I think I've seen this one! As I recall, it wasn't murder, after all - he just died of shock when he finally saw a Dapol Class 29.

    4. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Easy to determine to perp. It's never a coloured person and always one that smokes.

  20. HeeleyBridge

    is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I would sit down and have a sherry, old chap.

  21. HeeleyBridge

    is about to attempt sorting out his "modelling cupboard". This may not end well.

    1. Harry Lime

      Harry Lime

      Be bold and resolute - alternatively, just sit and contemplate what you could do with anything you find in the cupboard...

    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Just came across a box containing a Roco H0e diesel loco. Must be 30 years old. Testing shows it runs perfectly. Hmm.. new plan forming

  22. HeeleyBridge

    is catching snowflakes on his tongue

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      way down where the Huskies go - don't you eat that yellow snow!

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      TMI!

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It could have been a 9v battery.

  23. HeeleyBridge

    is contemplating EM

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Go the extra mile. Go P4.

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Stay with OO - life's too short

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Egg mayonnaise mmmmmm

  24. HeeleyBridge

    is feeling oddly out of sorts today

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      but oshifer...

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      It's off to Greasy Vera's for you m'lad or even Josephines and Big Jim.

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      LOL

  25. HeeleyBridge

    is having one of THOSE days.

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I'm disappointed. I've only seen three flashers all day.

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Looks like it's not your week, hope the next one is better.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Once I was been driven from Durham to Aberdeen. After the fourth flash the drivers logic was, "licence gone, foot down". (He was shortly off too work abroad for three years) We got flashed seventeen times in total on that journey and he never heard a squeak! Now if that had been me driving...

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