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  1. AY Mod

    Is it possible to mention 'Cool for Cats' without anyone singing the second verse in their head?

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Yes, because I don't know what the song is. Of course now I will go Google it and it will probably become stuck in my head!!!

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  2. Dagworth

    On busy trains I take great pleasure in asking people to move their bags to make seats available for sitting. 

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      I used to do the same on buses, but then I was the driver and if they didn't do as I said the bus went nowhere!

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  3. NGT6 1315

    A cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Sounds like a star trek thing.

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  4. LNERGE

    Some joker has given the kids a present of a microphone thingy that amplifies their voices. Name removed from Christmas list and placed firmly on assassination list..

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      So next year you give their children a set of drums!

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  5. Mad McCann

    Right, seeing as it's the solstice I'm going to get the garden incinerator going and run round it naked with holly on my head!

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Hopefully Holly is good looking!

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  6. Swifty11

    After the second up of coffee, the feeling is starting to return after photographing Mr Jim on 3Q94, -2 is not fun!

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      -2 is warm. Try being in -45 with a strong cold wind!

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  7. sammyboy

    I've just written my first short story!

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Looks more like a sentance! Sorry couldn't resist :D

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  8. Mad McCann

    Thinking of having a stab at being a bus driver. Needing to bring in a bit more bacon that I currently do!

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Why oh why?!? Its not as easy as it seems. Customers who know better than you, supervisors breathing down your neck, schedules, traffic, and did I mention those pesky customers?

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  9. Captain Kernow

    I do believe that there is an increase in the number of blokes stopping by the side of busy main roads and peeing in full view of on-coming traffic. Why can't they do the decent and old-fashioned thing and hold it in, until they can find a public lavatory?

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Years ago watched a young woman run for the bush as we were stopped in a traffic jam. Everyone knew what was going on and in the time she was occupied the traffic moved forward. Poor girl got a lot of applause and cheers as she ran by the cars looking for her family!

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  10. Stevethomas6444

    Looking at the Bachmann Class 159 in NSE livery on eBay. Tempted but I shouldn't!

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Why not? If you don't you will probably regret it.

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  11. Andy Y

    Sorry for the 3 hours offline this afternoon!

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      That's ok, happened during the night for me, when I should have been asleep!

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  12. JCL

    JCL

    Who's bright idea was a chickpea and cauliflower curry as veg option on a 14hr flight?

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Glad I am not on that flight!

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  13. Horsetan

    fired up the soldering iron in the hope of doing some chassis work, but ended up using it to repair the internals of a hairdryer. So near, yet so far. :-(

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Were you asked to fix the hair dryer? If so just do a bad job and you will never be asked again!

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  14. TomE

    is trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's hard.... So hard.

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Good luck with that. Hope you don't blow it!

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  15. muddys-blues

    How do you misplace a decent sized box of Bachmann Mk1 coaches ??

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      That's ok, BR used to misplace their Mk1's all the time!

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  16. ess1uk

    happy birthday to me

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Happy Birthday!

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  17. Satan's Goldfish

    walking naked past the fan in the bedroom always leaves me slightly nervous.....

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Well if you don't have air conditioning how else are you supposed to stay cool?

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  18. Mickey

    The Nilgiri Mountain Railway looks most interesting

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Rode it back in 1984, it was quite the experience!

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  19. PaulRhB

    Succesful day, did washing including other halfs ipod!

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Stick it in a bag of uncooked rice for at least 24 hours, make sure that the battery is removed so that there is no current.

      Make sure the Ipod is well covered. The moisture will be drawn out. Used to do IT work and this was the solution offered, plus had to do it myself and it worked great!

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  20. muddys-blues

    tomorrow is my last day as a 45 year old :-(

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Let me know how it goes, I become 45 later this year!

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  21. polybear

    How did I manage to collect this many books and magazines....and where can I store them all??

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Do what I did to get that extra storage room. Get rid of everything that gets in the way. Getting rid of my wife really helped!

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  22. jsp3970

    Its -25c outside right now. Why would I want to get out of a nice warm bed?

    1. jsp3970

      jsp3970

      Well it is -24c now, thats so much warmer that I can finally get up. After all I do have to answer the call of mother nature!

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