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  1. Mallard60022

    Thought I enjoyed building track until I tried this left hand three way tandem in copper clad - bo****ks!

    1. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      left hand three way tandem??? I can't even visualise one! Stick to the roundy-roundy.

    2. Jan

      Jan

      Want a hand? I've built a few CC points in my time...

  2. Mallard60022

    At last REAL rain here at 36E

  3. Mallard60022

    We're only making plans for Nigel........

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      XTC! Or is that the name of a DCC system nowadays?

    2. froobyone

      froobyone

      Nigel has got his future on the British steels...

  4. Mallard60022

    How deep is the Tyne at the Tunnel?

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      It also depends on whether the tide is in or out.

    3. BoD

      BoD

      It also depends on whether the tide is in or out.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I thought as much....thanks.

  5. Mallard60022

    I should be enjoying the pleasures of Stafford!

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I'm not missing anything. Should you?

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Oh those cakes; just right for curing my back!

  6. Mallard60022

    Where can I find a replacement spine?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You won't find any in central government, 'cos there weren't any in the first place.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Ask Dr Toby Russell of Starfleet... :-)

    4. Jim49

      Jim49

      Up a back street somewhere?

  7. Mallard60022

    I've melted.......

    1. Kelly

      Kelly

      *proffers bucket*

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      So you took the title of that Peter Gabriel album too literally, huh? ;-)

  8. Mallard60022

    I'm melting..........

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      Don't make a mess now...

  9. Mallard60022

    Green Diesels!

  10. Mallard60022

    Converting an old Hornby Shunters' Truck for EM!

    1. Brinkly

      Brinkly

      Well done, good start, once you have done that you can convert it to P4!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I agree with Brinkly. You know it makes sense ;-)

  11. Mallard60022

    Has discovered that one needs REALLY clean track with DCC

  12. Mallard60022

    DCC Sound .....bliss!

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    2. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Sounds nice !

    3. Baggie

      Baggie

      Its bliss for me Down Under, no longer able to hear the real thing!

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Diesel at the mo. Steam when they get the sound is a better quality.

  13. Mallard60022

    First Baccy wagon EMd

  14. Mallard60022

    Mama's got a squeezebox etc.

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      Where does she wear it ?

    2. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      and Papa's got a brand new bag...

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Oh you are awful!

  15. Mallard60022

    Look pretty young but I'm just backdated

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Do the ears hurt yet?

    3. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      WHO WHAT?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Pardon, can't hear you all?

  16. Mallard60022

    Why don't you all fade away?

    1. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      and radiate.....

  17. Mallard60022

    You Can't Always Get What You Want.....etc.

  18. Mallard60022

    Venus in blue jeans, Mona Lisa with a pony tail etc.

    1. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Been watching TV again?

  19. Mallard60022

    Any rumours that I collect layouts are totally untrue and I will impose an injunction on the naughty boys that keep saying this.

    1. 96701

      96701

      Injunctions can backfire

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      What was that loud bang?

  20. Mallard60022

    Half**ds matt black is quite useful; stealth black just like that on Flying Stealthman.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Polished alloy rims? Bangin' ICE? Neon chassis lights?

    2. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Quicker than by brush thats for sure.

  21. Mallard60022

    George Street Goods! Almost perfection in EM

  22. Mallard60022

    Saw the Vulcan flying south over 36E today!

  23. Mallard60022

    If I were a carpenter and you were a lady

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I'm a laydee!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      *facepalm*

  24. Mallard60022

    Ash is preventing me from being motivated.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....and what does Ash think?

    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      The Welsh rock band?

  25. Mallard60022

    "I am the one and only..." slowest coach builder in the UK.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Ah, but can you be a "do it in one hit" wonder like Chesney Hawkes?

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Classic!!!!!

    3. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Quality over quantity everytime.

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