waggy

Those were the days!

Long way to carry a layout.

No mention of The Dear Leader’s ‘brothel boots’, I see...

If only it was raining, & he'd sent a raincheck instead. That would be perfectly acceptible....

If only it was raining, & he'd sent a raincheck instead. That would be perfectly acceptible....

What ever takes your fancy!

Its waterproof, you know!

Who is?

Did the drake consent ..?

And of course "Agger's do stop it!":

Hardly.

One of the enjoyable things about watching England is the unpredictability, one game they're woeful then they'll be brilliant in the next. Much more interesting than just seeing a victory procession every game as per some teams in their prime.

Not as if they were woeful in Edinburgh either, just that Scotland played bloody well

did she ever find her baby?

Still looking, All Around The World

632-3003

What’s the area code ?

NCC-1701-D

Take it to a police station.

Time to light that cotton waste soaked in paraffin! (H&S would have kittens...)

Ooh! That's when I bought mine! Am I next? Pretty please, Ernie!

Are they still alive?

My old ma bought some about that time. No idea where they are now.

No doubt the bridge would be one way traffic to cater for the mass Brexidous.

Boris believes he can fund it with the £35 million per week he told us we'd have post Brexit

In view of what happened to the Severn railway bridge and what can be seen on the bridges of some ships transitting the Channel this does not strike me as a good idea.

I just moved it on...

Thank you all for your replies, they brought a smile to my face. I never get fed up watching Father Ted.

"I made the BBC!"

No, the Bank machines credit your account with the full amount - but you may now have given them another idea to make more money!

Never seen one in a bank, local Nat West closed down last month. My bank says the limit is because of queues that formed when people were paying in lots of bags of coins, answer open another till there's always plenty of staff walking around with bits of paper in their hands looking busy.

Can not do that down here, as they have closed all the banks in my local town, got to drive 21 miles to go into my back.

I tried to go there - I was too late!

Nice idea!

@46444 - no, just the crescent..

A knife is better anyway. Slice right through between the first and second biscuit, eat the first and second biscuit, then turn the piece of plastic the other way and re-insert it into the packet, it helps re-close and keep them fresh (for those of us for whom biscuits last long enough to need it!)...

Slice right through, eat as required, and tip the rest into a suitable Lock & Lock box - they will stay perfectly

fresh 8ntil eaten!

Shame the first biscuit is usually broken. Perhaps they should leave it out....

What year though?

well that was the day . . .

Date Britain declared war on Germany in 1939.

As long as he never comes to Australia, I'm safe

Yes were safe I think he is scared of snakes and Spiders

A pint of what?

Don't know, but he may bristle at the suggestion

What's your opinion?

8 out of 10 cats.

Any relation of Bill Payer? Beats me why I need his permission everytime I need to make a phone call.

Hissing Sid was innocent.

Not according to Captain Beaky. And, whats more, he attacked Toad.

... and yet, the true version of events is equally unbleivable but did happen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSX_8888_incident

The real incident contained a bit less drama and about the same level of initial stupidity if memory serves.

I like films which require me to suspend disbelief - the entertainment is more important than the accuracy.

I thought all the other countries had already decided we weren't going to be in it any more any way

Then we would have to negotiate 27 individual contests. (And still lose).

all of which are interrupting your 3 day marathon of Only Fools & Horses

Or a battery powered vacuum cleaner or lawn mower.

Or Sky TV, Sky Mobile, Sky broadband etc etc