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"Current Partner" - like it!, do you get through many?

Thank god it's not chocolate & cream - that would be a disaster....

Current Partner is a bit of a joke we have between us, a friend of mine introduces his wife as his current wife, they have been together over 20 years

An.....

Th..th..th..that..that!...th th..DRINK!

I LOVE MY BRICK!

Factory in Carlisle still out of action due to floods?

Thank you BoD

Same for custard creams. Mmmmm.

Clegg

Chicago

Watch out, there's a Humphrey about!

If you like milk, it must follow that you like sausages, too.

Depends what type really....

Now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho.

A very real and sad loss to all of us.

A great actor and one who will be sadly missed. If you've never seen him in Truly Madly with Juliet Stevenson they perform superbly together.

Ye will ye will ye will.

Cup of tea, Father?

what would you say to a cup?

Ashes to Ashes.

AARRGGH! REVERSE! REVERSE!! REVERSE!!!

Wrong on even more levels that....

Destruct. Destruct. Destruct.

I had one once, funny because I'm all electric !

I had an e-mail from e-on thanking me for switching to on line billing. We moved from the property concerned three years previously and have not been an e-on customer since that time.

British Gas went through a phase of this some years ago, to be fair we did live in a flat with the meter inside, nonetheless the tone of the letter was atrocious. An independent meter reader told us a bit later that they'd lost loads of customers as a result of similar letters, and that really it was just an excuse to do a meter reading. I rang BG up and told them if they ever sent another one like that we'd dump them, and then made an appointment for a visit. Just some pushy git of a...

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

In this case electric

Hillman Imp engine and gearbox removal problem...

447 to win but you have nearly two days to do it

Two out of three is all I am giving you too......

Job done! Tykes 50+ clear at the top of the County Championship with a game in hand. I'd say it's game over for this year. Brilliant for Joe Root as well, he really deserves it. Proper Yorkie Boy and a good lad to boot.

Those legs of ONJ were certainly legendary ......

Plenty on the moors around Whitby. plus one 4x4 really gone off road, abandoned in a ditch!

wish i was there i love York

Now its raining with some snow

Was that David Jacks's mother cause I was at school with him and that was in the seventies. Te he.

Nice one Dave, Wife of Terry Jacks ( Seasons in the Sun )

I prefer teacakes.

Could smell the caramel from the factory on Wednesday when the wind was from the NE,

as IAK would say - Wibble....

If you ever tried having a business relationship with Tunnocks you would never eat one again!

Struth, that takes me back a bit, I used to think he was great.

Surprised there's not a Stanley Unwin generator out there in internat land. I'd do all my rmweb posts in it - might make them more interesting.

I don't need an Unwin generator - my posts are half gobbledeegook to begin with!

It's the way you tell 'em

parrot that just bit me wasnt mine either (

Speaking of parrots- Two parrots sat on a perch. One said to the other, can you smell fish?

Next!

They are what you have to follow to wire up a plug if using DCC

Moving on where are the 199 steps? Clue, Worsdell forever will know.

Is it the number of stairs at his local model group?

LOL