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  1. 6 years on from release I've finally caved in and bought a couple of "Tommys". Not sure how they'll fit on an ScR layout mind....

  2. Due to popular demand Ant an Dec are reforming but will be known as PJ and Drunken.

    1. polybear

      polybear

      Ahhh, but was the accident actually his fault? Over the limit maybe, but not necessarily to blame for the accident?

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  3. The dog is having left-over Korma for dinner again...... GAS GAS GAS!!!

    1. polybear

      polybear

      no need...it'll be all over your carpet - double ender too

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  4. NEED TO START PROJECTS SOON OR THEY WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

  5. Cheap Day Return York/Kettering for show Saturday - 130 knicker!

  6. Ordered flowers for wife on line, 09:00 this morning “we’re sorry we are unable to fulfill this order” bloody marvellous, gotta go Sainsbury’s now and look like I forgot about Valentine’s Day

  7. Is it a f@rt? Dare I risk it? Or will it follow through, and produce a biscuit?

    1. polybear

      polybear

      Go for it. If it's wet it'll give us all a good laugh :)

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  8. Burst appendix hurts

    1. polybear

      polybear

      So does a fractured spine. 'specially when you sneeze....

       

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  9. ..is currently in a small town in the northern half of Sweden. It's nearly 10 in the evening and the streets are literally crawling with classic muscle cars. White-walled tyres, chrome everywhere and giant fenders – all wallowing up and down the main drag! And the noise.....Chugachug Chugachug Vroom VROOOM purr chugachug.....

  10. Problem: Jumbo Frozen Lasagna, and I only want to cook half and put the other half back in the freezer. Solution: A 12" blade engineer's hacksaw. Job done, though a coarser blade would've been good. I did give the blade a wipe with IPA first.... :)

    1. polybear

      polybear

      Thanks for the points :) And no, not Greene King but the proper chemical stuff. Softened the paint(?) a bit on the blade but I'm still alive today....

       

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  11. I give up. I put of a set Airfix decals inb safe place for a project that I am working on, and I can not find the aformentioned decal sheets. AAGGHHH !!!!!!

    1. polybear

      polybear

      Think of the very last place you'd think of looking for them...then look there first....

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  12. Ricky the Rover sails thru' yet another MOT; 23 years young and 237K on the clock. I'm a happy Bunneee, I'm a happy Bunneee......

    1. polybear

      polybear

      It's a Rover 214 3-door, wedge-shape. I get to drive a wide range of hire cars thru' work, but I'm always glad to get back to the Rover. Mind you, the Dodge Charger hire car came a (very) close second, despite an Auto Box with sooooo slow kickdown....

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  13. I was asked by a colleague to evict the residents and their cobwebs from a lineside relay location case. I now have a little finger the size of North Watford, a clear entry point and a temperature.

    1. polybear

      polybear

      Accident at work - not provided with correct safety equipment, suitable training and risk assessment. Compo here we come.... :)

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  14. Another talent gone. Will the last person to leave this mortal world please turn off the lights!

  15. hmmm, evening to myself in london next week, what show shall i go and see i wonder......... for once not 'mormon', either war of the worlds or funny girl i recon

  16. Go Home Mr Obama, in or out, it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

  17. Game of Ladies cricket to umpire tomorrow.Really looking forward to it!

  18. day 1 after knee surgery; ###### ###### ###### this hurts. For some reason I'm also not allowed to call Mrs SG 'Nursie'.

    1. polybear

      polybear

      Ask Mrs SG to wear the uniform. That may help :)

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  19. Camera down the gob job tomorrow. Not my idea of fun :(

    1. polybear

      polybear

      Watch it on telly? I plan to be zonked out with knock-out juice thru' the i.v....

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  20. is having a remarkable day. Another Will has been drafted, more clients are coming in, and billing prospects look encouraging. Even a Hobby Holidays jig is heading this way. What could possibly go wrong?

  21. just got a nice silver train from the NRM. Opened it, looked through the books, and had it taken away from me until xmas.

  22. is considering backing Many Clouds to successfully defend his Grand National title.

    1. polybear

      polybear

      Must admit to being less than keen on this race - too many neddies have got hurt or killed for my liking. Still do, despite the safety improvements :(

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  23. Do chocolate chips melt in the fryer?

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