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Is it on- New years day.......

Bet that's all tax-deductible for the pontificating oul gobsh*te

ACHTUNG BABY Do you DESIRE this UNFORGATTABLE FIRE? 0r does PRIDE come before a fall?

Sweet!

Nope :-(

Lol, a mate put 20 on it at start of season, another mate convinced him it was stupid and to withdraw it. Buwahahahaha!!!!!

Now that's a dog's breakfast.

Just you. I remember this verse from die hard with vengeance.

Apparently none, there was a problem at Plimuf !

You need professional help...

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Fancy breakfast

Health foods.

That's right - they make you feel good.

Oh, go on, go on, etc...

Funny time to have breakfast.

A bowl of mouldy carrots

Baywatch?

Is Batwatch like Springwatch and Autumnwatch?

Nightwatch?

I do it when she's out, and open the windows for 10 minutes... as long as there's not too much overspray it's not that noticeable on the carpet.

Don't the grey walls look very nice then?...

It's like using Dylon Olive Green dye to colour surgical lint. Best done in a room with an Olive Green carpet.

Step away from the angle grinder ...

That's rough luck

Wow. Could've done without the skiers though.

How did they get one of their little hatchbacks up there?

I wonder can you volunteer some one?

Opt for an anon cremation in a cardboard coffin. Very cheap. Undertakers don't promote this service....

At least they know you're still alive...

Worksop is not a place in Notts that one might want to be in. Try Newark or Retford. (Retford is inexpensive)

The less desirable the location the cheaper the housing stock.

If you come to Notts do live in Bunny. Lovely Village....silly name.

another case of "Protect & Survive" then.

Turnip tarts

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All depends when your day starts and ends, yesterday didn't finish til 1 this morning so today started at 9.

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I always understood that that was part of their job

Finding a rancid old sausage from last year at the bottom of your duffel bag, just when the buffet has closed.

You can already get them brand new and fresh at the shops.

Wringing out a Cuba-Libre from my underpants.

Lots of bigP's then!

I suspect that a number of people might be doing more sampling - followed by very thorough quality control testing - on Friday.

Oh yes Friday... Work breakup... Tummy still not right!

Have you lost the will to LIVE