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  1. Is anyone else fed up with being fed up?

  2. You are standing at the edge of a cliff that will be a weight around your neck all the rest of your life.

  3. Are iconic and legend the two most overused words in the English dictionary ?

  4. is remembering Kristallnacht 80 years ago today.

    1. walrus

      walrus

      Indeed. How 100 years changed the world?

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  5. Has anyone ever encountered a form of technology that was less user friendly than a supermarket diy checkout?

    1. walrus

      walrus

      Voice activated automatic telephone systems

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  6. Presented with a 'Decision Paper' today at work. One fairly fundamental issue..it did not contain a single decision! #weaselwords #coveringonesarse

  7. A place where nobody dared to go / The love that we came to know / They call it Xanadu / And now, open your eyes and see what we have made is real / We are in Xanadu...

  8. BT OpenReach's so called Super Fast Broadband network is having a nostalgia night tonight, how else do you explain the 14k dialup like performance?

    1. walrus

      walrus

      Is that the Cotswolds that used to contain David Cameron's constituency by any chance?

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  9. A Study on the Use and Significance of the adjective „awesome“.

  10. seems to recall a yard stacked with freshly-produced ceramic toilet bowls in Stoke-on-Trent.

    1. walrus

      walrus

      Yes. There used to be several sanitaryware factories in the area with such stockpiles outside. No factories making sanitaryware in or around SoT today though afaik

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  11. Just went and had a haircut and they did it while I waited. Something for the weekend Sir....

    1. walrus

      walrus

      Haircut while you wait? There's a novel idea. Must tell Dolly (Parton)...

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  12. I'm hungry. Any advice re good sausages?

  13. Just seen Dunkirk with Mrs SG. She said she was a bit disappointed with it and it wasn't quite what she was expecting. Turns out she was expecting Normandy.....

    1. walrus

      walrus

      Expecting Normandy? My SWMBO thought Dunkirk was in Scotland!!

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  14. Just seen Dunkirk with Mrs SG. She said she was a bit disappointed with it and it wasn't quite what she was expecting. Turns out she was expecting Normandy.....

    1. walrus

      walrus

      She expected Normandy? My SWMBO thought Dunkirk was in Scotland!

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  15. DIY mojo returned - laid 3 slabs

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      walrus

      Assuming she's not underneath the slabs.....

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  16. Would it be possible to claim on my Go Compare policy for the mental trauma caused by the annoying moustachioed tw@t !!!

    1. walrus

      walrus

      or the twerking guys in the hot pants or the meerkats. They all make us remember though...

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  17. has concluded that, after constant experimentation this afternoon, beer and prunes are cheaper and more effective than colonic irrigation #oneoutthelotout

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      walrus

      I suggest you tell them what to do with their colonic irrigation...

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  18. They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them. - thank you one and all

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      walrus

      And we're still organised by fools....

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