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  1. 11B

    11B

    For some reason I cannot explain, today I left the house with the solo intent of taking a photo 60103.

  2. 11B

    11B

    I don't like been lied to! The bathroom scales tell fake news!

    1. mike morley

      mike morley

      Mine spent a week stood on end. Next time I used them they tried to kid me I'd lost half a stone in six days! Yeah, sure!

    2. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      Mine say i weigh about eight kilos though i try to ignore that is on the second time round.

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Mine ask that one of us gets off.

  3. 11B

    11B

    Not sure what is going on today! Everyone seems to be trying to irritate me, but worse still they are succeedung!! And worse still I expolded when SHMBO asked how my day went.... I may be out of the dog house by Christmas.....

    1. Liam

      Liam

      You have my sympathies. I’ve experienced those days where everything seems to go wrong.

    2. Peter Kazmierczak

      Peter Kazmierczak

      You are Theresa May and I claim my £5 prize.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      "expolded"? Is that when the little boy takes his finger OUT of the hole in the ######?

       

      Weird. But it WILL take dyke...

  4. 11B

    11B

    Feeling relieved to hear from my step son who lives in Chico USA, to close to the deviating fires

  5. 11B

    11B

    A 317working under its own power to Cumbria... We are closer to London than we thought...

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      (Shudders...)

    2. newbryford

      newbryford

      More London area cast offs? <ducks and runs>

  6. 11B

    11B

    New carmera... Just need to get used to it.. .

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      I wondered why the pics from my new camera were coming out slightly overexposed. Turns out the unmarked dial where my thumb neatly rests defaults to exposure compensation, and I'd managed to wind it up a couple of notches...

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      What's a "carmera"?

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      A car for a chimera who doesn't like walking?

  7. 11B

    11B

    Ordered a box of Bullhead flexible track. This may end up with me feeling like a Network Rail employee over Christmas when it arrives and I taking up the old stuff and relaying it with the new!

  8. 11B

    11B

    It's not every night that you can pull along side a police van in the dark at the trafic lights, wind down your window and surgest to the officer driving that after following themfor 5 mins it may be best if they put their head lights on!

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Slightly slurred comments would have produced a different outcome I am sure.

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      Hope you used two well known vernacular phrases, joined together - 'Allo Allo Allo, have you got a light boy'

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      That was brave!

  9. 11B

    11B

    Arr!!! How long does it take Amazon to post an item that is "fulfilled by Amazon"!

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Its not just that, its items that are "in stock" but because you've chosen the "free delivery" option, you go to the back of the picking queue.

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Must remember to cancel that Amazon Prime free trial thing....

    3. ColHut

      ColHut

      could be worse, I accidently bought an ebay item with the global postal option. Hidden charges and 2 part shipping. May eventually artive.

  10. 11B

    11B

    Is it me, orwas there a topic about Class 59 photos or photos of RMW members.I can't it using the search engine!!!

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    2. keefer

      keefer

      Older, longer thread here: http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/81788-the-class-59s/page-1

    3. 11B

      11B

      Thanks

    4. keefer

      keefer

      When looking for anything I just Google "RMWeb (+ subject)", ive never really got on with the site search engine

  11. 11B

    11B

    That happy moment when youfinish work, grab a takeaway and bottle of wine for a night with your better half. You get home to find the main set of keys for the department in your pocket...... Arr!!!!!!!!!

    1. steve22

      steve22

      That really is take away.

    2. highpeakman

      highpeakman

      Have real sympathy with that. Did that once with set of customer keys 65 miles away! Had to get them back straight away. I think I said "oh, bother!" - It might have been something else though.

    3. TT3

      TT3

      Just as much fun as just getting the express home with seconds to spare only finding you left your car/house keys on the office desk

  12. 11B

    11B

    Parcelforce.More like Parcelfarce! 24hr delivery..... It's spent 39hrs sat in there sorting office at Preston. A quick phone call to them and they say itis with a privert contractor that works for them and will be with me this evening. Bull (insert own word), their web site tells meit is still sat at Preston. I'm looking forward to phoning them tomorrow............

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    2. Craigw

      Craigw

      Tracking and signing does not work once it leaves the UK horse. pretty galling to pay for things and not be able to track or sign!

       

    3. admiles

      admiles

      RM International signed for does exactly that. It just refers you to their partner company website in whichever country you sent it to.

    4. Craigw

      Craigw

      Not any more admiles. found that out with two signed for deliveries from Ultrascale and brassmasters.

  13. 11B

    11B

    Well. Work could be interesting tomorrow! A&E following this f##king moronic cyber attack

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I hear this morning from the HS that it is all the fault of the NHS and others for not having updated.....so where's the dosh for the updates then?

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      It's all down to priorites matey, the NHS is already getting 2.5 billion pounds A WEEK from us taxpayers

    4. ian

      ian

      The update is a free download from Microsoft. NHS IT dept (sorry, NHS Digital) asleep at the wheel?

  14. 11B

    11B

    Thanks to a crafty shift swap, and an offer to cover an unfilled shift yesterday for mine on Thursday I find myself with eight days off!

  15. 11B

    11B

    So today in A&E it really was Anything & Everything. Cardiac arrests​, house fire victims, falls, can't wait for the GP tomorrow, and a drug addict that threatened to kill me for ending his high! What will tomorrow hold....

    1. Jinty3f

      Jinty3f

      So you work in a hospital then?

  16. 11B

    11B

    So today in A&E it really was Anything & Everything. Cardiac arrests​, house fire victims, falls, can't wait for the GP tomorrow, and a drug addict that threatened to kill me for ending his high! What will tomorrow hold....

  17. 11B

    11B

    So today in A&E it really was Anything & Everything. Cardiac arrests​, house fire victims, falls, can't wait for the GP tomorrow, and a drug addict that threatened to kill me for ending his high! What will tomorrow hold....

  18. 11B

    11B

    Now I do like to look of the Colas 67's

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Blimey first they did the original, then sugar free and now 67. I wonder what that tastes like ?

    2. 11B

      11B

      Ribena. No wait, its red diesel I see in the tank

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Ah yes 67, when the pound in your pocket....

  19. 11B

    11B

    Build your own buildings, it's fun, it's relaxing....... it's not!

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Oh yes it is!

  20. 11B

    11B

    Build your own buildings, it's fun, it's relaxing....... it's not!

  21. 11B

    11B

    Build your own buildings, it's fun, it's relaxing....... it's not!

  22. 11B

    11B

    Build your own buildings, it's fun, it's relaxing....... it's not!

  23. 11B

    11B

    It's been a while, but today I deside to have a cabride in a class 110

  24. 11B

    11B

    supper glue + nail file + alcohol = problems with sensation in fingers!

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I can think of better grub for supper.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Bet it stuck badly to the pan!

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      Try 'mek-pak' + cellulose + thinners + 'super glue'. Suffering the consequences this morning. Not just on the chest!!

  25. 11B

    11B

    Tomorrow is the last day of a week off, and I will do some work on the layout. Now I just need to keep telling myself that!

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