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  1. in 15 years of working in and around railways I have finally met one person who actually deserves the name "anorak".

    1. Matthelm

      Matthelm

      Ooo! I bet he's fun?...

  2. really really wants to catch up with the little ###### who emptied his bank account last night!

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    2. Mike G

      Mike G

      Welcome to my world...hacking little b*******ds

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Check your recent on line transactions and see if there are any 'new ones' you have only just used recently.

    4. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      Get to the bank ASAP and let them know whats happend.

  3. has just finished reinstalling everything on his PC after a teenage houseguest decided to look at/download some naughty things and filled it with a veritable menagery of spyware etc!

    1. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      and we thought it was just you that caused trouble...

    2. Boris

      Boris

      He was looking at things that would make your eyes water!

  4. wishes his wife would stop referring to model railways as toy trains!

    1. BrianB

      BrianB

      she doesnt know the first rule then http://xkcd.com/878/

  5. is finding the weather somewhat confusing.

    1. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      You mean that summer has come very early. and it will probably rain for the rest of the year.

  6. is pretty sure blood shouldn't be coming out of his rear.

  7. found Tigger with his head down the toilet looking for Pooh.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      That is soooooo old.

    2. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      yeah...still makes me chuckle though...toilet humour and all that!

  8. found Tigger with his head down the toilet looking for Pooh.

  9. is taking his beautful and well dressed wife to the Goth weekend. I reckon it's punishment for buying model railway stuff without the permission of the Domestic Power.

    1. St. Simon

      St. Simon

      Or the naughty status you've put on here! lol :P ;)

  10. is going into Whitby specifically to photograph the two peds.

    1. JaymzHatstand

      JaymzHatstand

      They are well on the way, they left York on time!

       

  11. thinks everybody wants to know about his personal wind problem.

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    2. Matthelm

      Matthelm

      Lay orf the baked beans boris!!!

    3. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      Obviously why the door needs wedging open with a lamp bracket

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      some of us already know about it.

  12. is idly wondering why his wife is using the lamp bracket that fell from the piped only wagon as a door wedge. Now you can't tell me that THIS needs to be in UK Prototype Questions...

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      Can this be moved to prototype questions please Mod2 ?

    3. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      I can see an opportunity for a whole new sub forum “door wedge, bits of wagon questions”?

       

    4. halfwit

      halfwit

      I used to use an entire lamp (proper BR oil job, from Collecters Corner way back when) as a door stop. If only I had a lamp bracket to go with it...

  13. is idly wondering why a piped only wagon has a lamp bracket!

  14. woke up with a pair of dirty underpants on his head this morning following a night of debauchery.

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    2. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      Boris; how can you be certain of that?

    3. Boris

      Boris

      Trust me, I know what I smell like and taste like.

    4. Jim49

      Jim49

      I want to ask Boris just how he knows what they smell and taste like but am too frightened to do it.

  15. P'taq!

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'!

    2. Boris

      Boris

      bljeghbe'chugh vaj bIHegh

  16. SOOT!!!!!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      This is me proving that you can write something dirty in the Status Updates and get away with it.

    2. KevinWalsh

      KevinWalsh

      Boris, have you taken your medication today?? LOL

    3. Horsetan
  17. wonders why a bad archer shoots but can't hit, but a constipated owl hoots but can't (fly).

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    2. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      Your eyes will be full of ????

      Now don't Franky's only having fun!

    3. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      It could be worse, you could be a mushroom, and kept in the dark and fed on bull####.

    4. Boris

      Boris

      Oh, I'm kept in the dark and fed compost all the time!

  18. Your scrap yard looked like the Pikies had been in and unloaded their ill gotten gains!!!!
  19. is attempting to buy tobacco from a tobogganist.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It's all going downhill from here...

    3. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Has he been smoking the static grass, the Heki, stuffs the best

    4. Sailor Charon

      Sailor Charon

      I will not buy this tobogganist, it is scratched.

  20. Thanks Brian, nice job of your GUV as well, I was erring on the side of using the HMRS ones as they are only a few pounds more but you get lots more to a sheet, most of which I can use. Water slide HMRS ones though, I'm not a big fan of Methfix.
  21. Many of them were indeed blue, but for every photograph I can find of a blue solebar I can also find a black one! I'm erring towards painting it blue, I mean it's only a 10 minute job with a paintbrush after all! I really am in the early stages of painting and the solebar would have ended up black from spraying the underframe anyway. Besides, nearly every other vehicle on a model railway has a black solebar, so painting it blue is just that little bit different. Do you mind me asking which transfers you used? I've looked at the Fox ones and am erring towards HMRS at the moment, with elements from other sheets I have as well to add the bits missing off both sheets.
  22. But, as has been pointed out before, they were actually differing shades of grotty brown, so it might be blue grot or red grot, it's often hard to tell which! MIght do GUV number 2 in Maroon in the future, but I still find the blue era to be truly fascinating, and it's what I grew up with!
  23. I've seen that kit a couple of times and have been wondering how I could make it fit onto a blue era layout... That looks very nice indeed, you'll have needed those sprung W irons with this being a 6 wheeler, sometimes the centre wheelset seem to develop a mind of their own. I've got a Port Wynnstay 6 wheel NB goods van and I had to do some serious tinkering to get the middle wheels to want to stay on the rails around pointwork, it was worth it though.
  24. You won't be able to see the blue under the filth I intend to apply, I'm leaving off the grafitti though! Thanks for the comments guys, hopefully a little more progress will be forthcoming. While I remember, build time is now at 221 hours - and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
  25. can't believe that the leccy board dug a hole at MIDNIGHT and have done nothing with it!!!!

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    2. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      There I was, diggin' this 'ole, 'ole in the ground, big an' sorta round it was...

    3. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      'Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere. You're digging it round and it oughta be square. The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long, and you can't put a hole where a hole don't belong'

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      If you knows of a better 'ole, then go to it.

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