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  1. I see there's a new thread where Boris is absolutely excelling at!

  2. It would seem that you have to find an empty shop, rent it, pay some rates, before suppliers will even tell you what trade prices are.... is it me ?

  3. Redruth, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy anywhere in the universe. We must be cautious

  4. Just caught a bit of 'The Getaway' .what a load of old bolleaux made from license payers money.

  5. Teaching my 5 month old daughter the fundementals of life....... Marsden Rail volume 20 York & District.

  6. Stuck on the cross word - something that eats, ends in "tor"

  7. Stuck on the cross word - something that eats, ends in "tor"

  8. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

  9. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Yes, Squirty McBumchunder is paying us a visit.

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  10. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

  11. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      C'mon, lock me up, you know you want to.

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  12. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Or if they're left in one place too long they both end up furry.....

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  13. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

  14. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      They're both something to keep your tongue away from.....

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  15. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Or perhaps nothing tastes the same once you've had your tongue on them?

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  16. Learnt a new joke today that I was suprised I'd never heard before. 'What do a 9 volt battery and a ladies bum have in common?' And I will doff my cap to any brave enough to correctly answer that on here.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      You know you shouldn't lick it but you do.....

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  17. Pricking the vent

  18. Moving swiftly on from willygate. Someone has released a 1/56 signal box kit!!!!

  19. When faced with using public lavatorial facilities that have clearly inadequate provision for drying ones hands, what do you do? Grab an extra load of bog paper to deal with the matter? Rush across the road to a handy homeware store and purchase a cheap towel? Wave your hands about vigourously and blow on them for about half an hour? All of the above? Some of the above? None of the above? Or would you rather neither confirm nor deny what you do/would do/might do?

  20. You Shook Me All Night Long......

  21. Dear Aunty AY, since Xmas Quiz ended, my life has lost any meaning, what should I do?

  22. Well ###### me ###### with ###### and a ######! It IS a rabbit

  23. Has the archbishop really got a tutu ?

  24. Todays top tip - Remove ALL packaging from inside a new oven before use! (At least the smake alarm worked.)

  25. Are those my feet?

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