petethemole

Quilted toilet tissue, just what would our ancestors have made of that, I wonder?...

another 9 hour day with my lazy apprentice help

BCN...

Lots of

Just been smoke bombing the moles in back garden!

Just been smoke bombing the moles in back garden!

great afternoon at the Moorhouse brewery Burnley "hic"

opportunity to go on a free brewery tour this afternoon or do some decorating, what to do?

First trip on a Virgin Voyager since 2003. Grotty interior, same toilet/diesel smell, toilets out of use, no catering at all onboard and all these benefits courtesy of a First class ticket.

Help! Parents considering moving into a smaller house! They say there will be no space for a layout! What should I do?

SINNERS!

You add a tile, then you move along a little bit and you add a tile, then you move along a little bit and you add a tile, then you move along a little bit and you add a tile, then you move along a little bit and you add a tile, then you move along a little bit and you add a tile, then you move along a little bit and you add a tile, then you move along a little bit and...

Phone line has gone t!ts up. but the broad band is still working. Hows that?

Are we not men?

Useless fact #129: 48.5% of statistics are made up.

has managed to mislay an entire Bachmann 9F, including its box :-( Just turn around for a minute, and the bloody thing disappears....

A bit pigged off - I had 666 likes on my postings this morning, now someones gone and and ruined it by liking another post. Why can't I stick on 666?

Prince Far-I

Perfect Afternoon, a pint of real ale at a country pub with the Kids playing in the beer garden.

A 9 pints of cider hangover and a hot sunny day. Can somebody do me the favour of ending it now please?

Going to see what the new wetherspoons is like....

Cleavers, beggar lice, clithe, cliver, cliders, goose-grass, goosebill, hariff, gripgrass, catchweed

Watching UFO documentaries on Youtube, why do they always pick the village idiot to abduct?

Lesson learnt with varnish on inkjet printed scalescenes - diorama made of such is now scrap due to varnish lifting all ink. Not sure if recovery is an option.

Anybody esle sick to back teeth with "Titanic" ? It's interesting but bl**dy hell - enough please !!