Porcy Mane

Why can't we have more TV theme music like this? -

The sky's gone all Western Enterprise here.

The sky's gone all Western Enterprise here.

I believe in mackerels...

Is building the mother of all curries.

Arseteroid alert................

Go cycling , get abused by dog walkers,chavs, and today, a single mum.

has found a banana skin in front of the office door. Hope that's not an omen.

Do you really think you'll get ALL those candles on my cake today ? #happyoldgit

Does a glass of red wine count as one of your five a day? I mean it is just grape juice isn't it?

is going to need a co-driver

Trying to think of good London themed station names

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin' She sang every morning, "How lucky I am, Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Uuuuulllllriiiikakakakakakaka!!!

Terrysvr

Horrocksford nightlife. Second to none!

Horrocksford nightlife. Second to none!

Horrocksford nightlife. Second to none!

Egg & Spinach Curry

Oh look willy waving, I can't be bothered to wave mine, perhaps someone would like to wave it for me?

You lot are impossible. Asking for some respect for the banana didn't seem like too much to ask for, did it? Well, now you've done it and the banana says it's all my fault and now isn't speaking to me at all.

Oh, I do love rolling 35-40 degrees either side of upright...said no seafarer ever...

A railwaymans film..

has an unavoidable meeting with a nasty little weather system off the Dutch coast tomorrow. Hatches battened down and everything secured already...

Groovy news in the industrial steam loco department.