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Captain Kernow last won the day on April 25 2022
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What use would a spare shoelace have for a cooked breakfast?
marc smith
As much use a fish has, for a bicycle?
Horsetan
...or a one-handed man has for a digital watch?
Knuckles
You could always wrap it around a dodgy brake pipe with some news paper...if you get the reference.
The use the steam to, err, steam your food.