Ian J.

Good brownie points anyone?

Porcy has just had a delivery of Ebay electrickery bits for the train set.They were posted from Kinky Resort in the Solomon Islands. The postie gave me a very funny look when he handed over the envelope.

has literally nothing to wear for Thursday.

I find Mrs LNERGE has booked us seats at the cinema tonight. Alas it can only mean one thing.

Marmite on sour dough toast with a fresh coffee...

NCC-1701-D

...you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

I pure coffee with bread.

Samizdat

Garry Kasparov sounds exactly like Gru from Despicable Me...

Horatio Noseblower

What is the consensus on tinned mangoes?

"Please do not leave the stool whilst the bar is in motion"

The Helvetian Revolt

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Operation Flummox

How can it be 28C at 10 oclock at night

Today, I will practice the spelling of the word 'brobdingnagian'.

The Fall Guy

Me moggle woe goo

Not long now...

Can my life get any worse. YES. I have to sell where I am living due to circumstances out side of my control.

Why can't I update my status?

On the basis that you cannot be both, would you rather be happy or would you rather be right?

New keyboard