Ian J.

is looking at £3 for a Jean Michel Jarre tape. And £200+VAT annual service for the CX.

Cow pie anybody? It has been heard on good authority that it is the Captain's favourite. Not all that sausage nonsense.

The only thing that helps me keep my slender grip on reality is the friendship I have with my collection of singing potatoes.

Why do I always feel compelled to read threads where Andy Y was the last poster

Yodel seem to have improved of late.

Despite saying that I wasn't going I'm pleased I did ! Coming home with a loveeeerly early GWR Pannier from a certain Mr.Klein

is having prunes, with prune yoghurt.

Would you like some oysters-saltfish-skate-sharks'-heads-left-over-vinegar-dressing-laserpitium-leek-with-honey-sauce-thrush-blackbird-pigeon-dove-roast-cock's-brains-wagtail-cushat-hare-stewed-in-new-wine-gristle-of-veal-pullet's-wings for your main course, sir?

The Krunchy Kobras of Kentucky

My Dad died today, the man who got me into all things Railway, I will miss you Dad. xxxx

is watching a man standing on his balcony with a banana in his hand

Treated myself to a PlayStation VIrtual Reality today, gran tourismo sport is bonkers sat in the car looking round as you drive along

Do we have wormsign?

Gort! Klaatu barada micro!

Forward the Foundation

Don't look at me in that tone of voice...

Hava nagila.

Gobble-de-goook, mumbo jumbo, double Dutch, bolleaux.

has been visited once again by the Boris Yeltsin-lookalike client. It's really quite uncanny given that the real Yeltsin has been dead for at least 10 years....

Bugie smugglers

Wind

The Birds

CABBAGE!!!!!!!!

8*8*6 = 2^7*3 = 384 cubic inches = cake

Cat Weazle