Ian J.

Ow!

The Seldon Plan

Wherefore art thou, O bowl of strawberry jelly?

Wherefore art thou, O bowl of strawberry jelly?

New memo to self. Must compete 1 Wagner a week, not half compete and leave it til later.

Been unemployed for 30 months now. It is getting really down.

Chip Butty

Thou Shalt Not Make A Machine In The Likeness Of The Human Mind.

is dying for a drink.

There are too many models being released, the wallet can't handle it!

The Cuban

White Rabbits

Don't believe any of the rumours you might hear.

Oh b*llocks.

Defenestration

has been enjoying a Pimms and catching a few rays!

Did you keep the box it came in?

I think that glue is just fab.

I have a naughty haddock...

The Caine Mutiny

I'm sure there was something I was supposed to do.

Faaaalcons...... Faaaalcons......

has started the week with his senior colleague ranting about the departure of Arsene Wenger. #arsenal #rabid #fan

It's very quiet in RMWebLand..... Is there anybody there?

Damn. I accidently had a shower last night. Does that mean I'm no longer qualified to go to the model show today?