NGT6 1315

Not at all, Simon - I did so to begin with! ;-)

"It's like a jigsaw puzzle, but with all the pieces the same colour; ...why, Spock, why?"

'Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!'

Ealing have just set up an irrigation sprayerr on the playing fields behind my house so rain can't be far behind.

Just checked the aviation forecast for London and it's a 4000ft cloudbase. Should be ideal for the RAF flypast

Issued at: 16:25 on Tue 10 Jul 2018 UTC

Sole, Lundy, Fastnet. Variable, mainly north, 3 or 4. Slight or moderate. Mainly fair. Moderate or good. Irish Sea Variable, mainly north, 3 or 4. Smooth or slight. Rain later. Good, occasionally moderate later.

Ha!

Prefer this version myself

They must be knocking on a bit by now and due for retirement.

Hogswash.

Any old ions ?

Be Positive!

You must be in Romania - there are plenty of people called Ion there.

I shall have to consult with the delegates from Alpha Centauri

I think we should consult with the local borough council.

Pollux

Snoogard Ecapc.

or Ecaps?

Yes, Ecaps, well spotted!

Mongolian boodog!

medieval microwave

Renaissance nuclear reactor

Deadmau5

Or RMwebs resident gearbox manufacturer.

Raw mouse, anyone?

Caminto Del Rey.

(Frank Sinatra)

Raquel Welch

La Punt-Chamues-ch

Fruit and nut case

Entropy can only slip away from any embrace...

Human says time goes by;

Time says human goes by

Barley.

Judge Doom framed Roger Rabbit!

David Cameron

That's a door nob, this is a huge hairy nob : ###B====D

Doors with knobs shouldn't have knockers.

What about an escuteon... Always need an escuteon. Obviously not a leaver!

Assyrian Anti-Air Battalion.

Half a pound of sausages

NO! Not the Sausage Yoemen. They'll have this mess cleaned up by Saturday Brunch!

Star Trek original series episode with the siilcon-based life form.

I seem to remember (strange but (((possibly))) true) next gen's wording was more PC!

neal's answer is still the best!

Thanks for the clarification - I must have imagined the Dr Who connection!....

Ah yes that's it. If you don't know Hitch Hikers you realy ought to try it... superb on so many levels; Mr D Adams at his very finest!

I have heard a rumour that there going to remake blade runner, hmmm with todays special fx it could be something really special, but never as good as the original

Wobbling jellies on a plate

Teichmann radsatz

Sounds painful.

I'm on, Grahame!

Glad to hear it bl**dy cut backs !

I still have a hunch there may be a chance of a revival of it, at least part of the way.

Did it get weekly visits from the Millenium Dustbin?

3-2-1

It can make the Ketel One in 12 parsecs.

I don't know what was in that meal last night but sure gave me the Klingons....

Dilithium chamber at maximum, Captain.

Did you have to reverse the polarity?

The Owls are not what they seem.

Arrikas Oil Enema

Blancmange. Dessert planet.

Never mind the chain mail - will they still ship cuirasses?

Give us a minute and I'll post a link!

Will they also ship during the sabaton?

Why is this Snyder?

When is this Snyder?

It just is.

I could be picky and name the 76 different whisky's I have in my collection.

Whisky is for drinking, not collecting. ;-)

Reputedly if you drink enough of it your breath can remove decals off Hornby locos.......

Know a Mentat by his red-stained lips.

The slow blade penetrates the shield.

Sting looks like a berk.

Troy Tempest

Harriet of Haverfordwest.

Definition of a millihelen? - That part of a face that would launch one ship.