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  1. Horsetan

    If you think our emergency sirens are bad, you ought to have a listen to this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGT2WtHm-mg

  2. Horsetan

    ...that drives you insay-yay-yay-yayine / Let's Do The Time Warp Again...

  3. Horsetan

    's head feels like someone's been trying to hammer a nail into the left side of it. Not sure if this is a migraine, or an early warning sign of a forthcoming haemorrhage. Might pop into GP surgery on way home.

    1. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      might be best to check it out with the Doc...

       

  4. Horsetan

    's old E24 has marked its 30th year by passing yet another MoT :-)

    1. Debs.

      Debs.

      They don`t make `em like that anymore! :-)

  5. Horsetan

    "Activate the rhythm / The rhythm / that has always been / Within / You...."

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      Boss Drum, here we go again/ Rhythm eternal from a distant time/ An echo of long ago/ Not yet forgotten, no.

       

       

       

  6. Horsetan

    "Ev'rybody, ev'rybody in the House of Love (One love, one love) Ev'rybody in the House of Love...

    1. Trebor

      Trebor

      oldskoool, dahn wiv it init

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Can't get it out of me head after seeing that T-mobile video spoof

  7. Horsetan

    "Rule Britannia

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ..Britannia rules not much,

      Less than the Spanish or the Belgians,

      Or the Dutch..."

    2. chris bales

      chris bales

      Land of hope and glory. Plenty of hope any way

    3. 3 link

      3 link

      We're all doomed Laddie.....

  8. Horsetan

    "Well that's excellent. Another great day for democracy in our country. This is Vincent Hanna, Country Gentleman's Pig Fertiliser Gazette, Dunny-on-the-Wold."

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      "We're fighting this election on issues, not personalities."

       

      - And why is that?

       

      "Because our candidate hasn't got a personality."

    3. dseagull

      dseagull

      Many sensible people respect your stance on asparagus, but what's all this extremist nonsense about abolishing slavery?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      "Oh, we just put that in for a joke! See you next year!!"

  9. Horsetan

    *BANG!* *Whizzzz!* Er, Happy New Year, everyone *crackle* *THUD* *Wheeeeee*

    1. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      batman

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ...and four isolated *bang* sounds after 1am LOL

  10. Horsetan

    *tries to imagine Hull as UK City of Culture. Fails*

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    2. DavidLong

      DavidLong

      My vote would certainly go to Hull.

    3. RhBBob

      RhBBob

      For those of us in Lincolnshire, the 'Hull Evening News' (AKA BBC Look North) would become even more unbearable. After all, Hull City are in the Premier League next year....as a Leeds fan I am not in the least bit jealous or biased.

    4. Ravenser

      Ravenser

      hmmm: "Thou by the Indian Ganges' side/Should'st Rubies find; I by the tide/ Of Humber should complain...."

  11. Horsetan

    28xx & 2884 - blimey indeed.

  12. Horsetan

    3 measures gin, 1 measure vodka, 1/2 measure Lillet Blanc vermouth. Pour the gin, vodka and Lillet blanc into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a large, thin slice of lemon peel, and serve.

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    2. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Looks good!

       

      *Off to buy a bottle of Vermouth*

    3. Liam

      Liam

      In some versions 'floor' comes after the third tequila....

    4. Welchester

      Welchester

      Why Lillet Blanc and not Noilly Prat?

  13. Horsetan

    achieved 64mpg, and is dreaming about bevel gears again.

  14. Horsetan

    achieved 65.6mpg in the rain.

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    2. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      Tour de Britain?!

    3. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      I almost cared but decided not to

    4. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      I almost cared but decided not to

  15. Horsetan

    achieved 72mpg!

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Was that on the Greenwich Cross Country?

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I wish.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Looked good didn't it.....

  16. Horsetan

    achieved only 62.3mpg, distracted by thoughts of AutoCAD and etching by PPD....

  17. Horsetan

    almost ended up going to Basingstoke County Court the other day, had it not been for the fact that County Court offices now shut down at 2pm, not 4pm. #skivers

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Basingstoke, the epicentre of cool... ;-)

  18. Horsetan

    and his client have had a highly illuminating morning in a UKBA office....

    1. Trevellan

      Trevellan

      Yes, the UK Bus Awards are very illuminating...

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      UKBA's capacity to deny that it received any documents, coupled with an admission later in the day that, er, actually the documents did arrive and have been sitting in a pile unattended for months, is unrivalled.

  19. Horsetan

    and his colleague "Madame" are moving into new offices in Ealing, hopefully next week, and away from the menace of mendicants, panhandlers, sand dog builders, musicians (sic) and crusty chuggers

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      Just give the chuggers all of your luncheon vouchers.

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      You're tired of RMweb then? ;-)

    4. Danemouth

      Danemouth

      Had to google Sand Dog Builders

      http://www.dover-express.co.uk/REVEALED-SHOCKING-truth-sand-dogs/story-28360918-detail/story.html

  20. Horsetan

    and his colleague have spent half a day seething with discontent after the phone and broadband both failed at midday. BT pretend that nothing has gone wrong. They are liars.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      There is no engineer available until Monday. Colleague is now going off the scale.

    3. admiles

      admiles

      All perfectly normal for BT!

    4. Jintyman

      Jintyman

      If this is the same colleague who has the high BP, shouldn't you be fitting a safety valve????

  21. Horsetan

    and his horse discovered Radlett this afternoon.

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    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      I'm a long way away from wherever it was

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Just as well.

    4. beast66606

      beast66606

      Tell your horse that St Albans has a more interesting track plan

       

  22. Horsetan

    and his horse have been hacking through the trees....

    1. Ramblin Rich

      Ramblin Rich

      Did your horse have a machete as well, or just you....?

    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      his horse and the tiger

  23. Horsetan

    and his horse have worked up a sweat, and now his lower back is killing him :-(

    1. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      can you give it horse paracetamol...

    2. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      oh...you mean you..:-p

  24. Horsetan

    and the horse have been pretty windy.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      He does actually have turmeric added to his feed....

    3. DougN

      DougN

      Don't add anything to the beagals food he could stink for the Olympics!

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Frankly, Rio's enough of a stink for the Olympics without needing help from a beagle.

  25. Horsetan

    and Topsy hacked along a very expensive Radlett street, leaving a sizeable deposit.

    1. Orinoco

      Orinoco

      Topsy Turdy?

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      :-D

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