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  1. Horsetan

    When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful / A miracle / It was beautiful, magical...

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      You're a dreamer, nothing but a dreamer

  2. Horsetan

    has completed the purchase of his client's Flat in the West End.

    1. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      Flat-ulence?...

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Well, there is a Malaysian curry involved somewhere....

  3. Horsetan

    has had an interesting day studying traffic technology at TraffEx today...

  4. Horsetan

    can't get the song "Toast" out of his head....

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I had no idea that I had the ability to embed such simple little ditties in everyone's head.... :-D

    3. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      TOAST!!

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      A little piece of toast...

  5. Horsetan

    is trying to sing "Meglio Stasera" in the original Italian :-O

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Marks out of ten?

       

    3. binesrail

      binesrail

      managed to shatter any windows yet? lol just kidding :)

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I'd so love to hear it in the original Klingon...!

  6. Horsetan

    has added a few more sets of Ultrascale crankpins....

  7. Horsetan

    is wondering about his next move in "Supermarket Scrabble"

    1. KevinWalsh

      KevinWalsh

      Is this some new game in "Wheeltappers"?

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      No - much better than that! It has gone nationwide! :-D

  8. Horsetan

    is aiming to add "Irish Enterprise South" to MSTS on his PC....

  9. Horsetan

    has had a lamb named after him....

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      This is a lamb, Des, not a full-grown sheep

    3. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      OK, Little-Dorette

    4. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      OK, we get sweetbreads. For starters. We get sweetbreads from both sex's.

  10. Horsetan

    is completely impressed by the paint finish on 6023

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      But does the colour go with your latest outfit, Horse? ;-)

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I dunno. Will have to check whether my bum looks big in it....

  11. Horsetan

    cannot believe the rip-off ticket prices for the London 2012 Olumpics :-O

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    2. Jim49

      Jim49

      Olympics? What Olympics?

    3. multiprinter

      multiprinter

      It will all be on TV anyway.

    4. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      It's going to be a bit sh1t

  12. Horsetan

    has come racing back to the orifice from Ipswich, just in time to have a legal custard pie pushed in his face by the Court of Appeal :-(

    1. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      Sent in the clowns yet?

  13. Horsetan

    is going to Ipswich tomorrow to collect some parts for his old 635CSi

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    2. admiles

      admiles

      Ipswich? Here be dragons!

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      What breed of horse is that 635CSi then?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It would be a middleweight hunter, Mallard.

  14. Horsetan

    is trying to draft a sole agency agreement :-(

    1. Russ (mines a pint)

      Russ (mines a pint)

      get cod or pollock- its cheaper

    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      More fishy business...

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      Agency : 1 off

      Agreed

       

      hth

  15. Horsetan

    is amazed at these touchscreen phones. They're hypersensitive. I sneezed, and my phone immediately uploaded Yahoo Mail :-O

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    2. Jim49

      Jim49

      Are you sure it wasn't Achoo mail?

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Dont have another curry and then a little later f**t whilst the phone is in your back pocket. Also watch out for those multiple and rhythmic far*s whilst trotting (the horse, not you!)

    4. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      I thought it was only Thomas the Tank engine who chuffed away...

  16. Horsetan

    has had to replace his mobile phone, as the milk used for feeding the lambs leaked into it and killed it :-( Expensive things, lambs.

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      Was that a silence caused by lambs ?

    3. Boris

      Boris

      You know, they do prosthetic nipples for men to breastfeed their offspring, maybe you could get some for the lambs? It'll save on mess and they'll feel right at home.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Boris, I'm not breastfeeding lambs. Have you been watching that film "Meet The Fockers" again?

  17. Horsetan

    is wondering whether there might be a niche for handy-lambs....

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    2. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      You have to know Millom to really understand that one.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Something similar was said about North Wales....

    4. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      Baaaaaa humbug!

  18. Horsetan

    has been helping to feed 26 lambs today. Cute.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Each lamb has its own graffiti-style markings!

    3. DonB

      DonB

      I assume you didn't wear the tiger outfit?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I'm working on that, Don. Don't you worry about that. ;-)

  19. Horsetan

    is wondering whether it was a good idea to agree to buy a stainless steel exhaust manifold....

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Boris, it helps to be free-flow, straight through!

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I though a manifold was that funny triangle shaped piece of bog paper on the hotel room roll; oh no, sorry that's nannyfold!

    4. halfwit

      halfwit

      Actually its a river in Staffordshire alongside which a n.g. railway ran.

  20. Horsetan

    has stumbled across the discussion about IZAL bog roll....

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    2. Jim49

      Jim49

      Have we covered Klingons yet?

    3. Boris

      Boris

      No, they're on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, Klingons on the starboard bow - scrape 'em off Jim!!!!!

    4. Mike G

      Mike G

      Ouch or should that be EUCH!

  21. Horsetan

    has been passed by a concours-condition 1983 Austin Mini Metro. In blue. No rust on it at all. :-O

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    2. Mickey

      Mickey

      my VP ended up as a farm van! HydoGas suspension took care of the bumps in the fields!!

    3. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      It won't go rusty, everyone knows that Austin cars of that era were built completely out of grey gaffa tape.

       

    4. ian

      ian

      If there wasn't ANY rust on it then it wasn't in as new condition...

  22. Horsetan

    is going to see "The Mikado" at the Royal Opera House.

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    2. Pennine MC

      Pennine MC

      "it's not a railway engine?"

       

      'Tis, it's a 2-8-2 ;-)

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Katisha is a bit of a tigress, right up your street??

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      "A wand'ring minstrel I...."

  23. Horsetan

    has just seen a 1971 Renault 12 go past! In white! No rust!

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    2. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      You could always go for the funny metallic green Hammerite, think that they do a red as well.

    3. Matt Harris

      Matt Harris

      Does my 2010 Peugeot 3008 count? ;-)

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      No.

  24. Horsetan

    is looking forward to the re-engineered Heljan and Hornby Hymeks... *rubs hands in invisible soap*

  25. Horsetan

    has seen a Bachmann A2 spare body pop up on eBay already! And it's the "Blue Peter" version. Are people not keeping them?

    1. bluex5

      bluex5

      Well untill someone does a resin smokebox door with the later handrail / numberplate layout then a Blur Peter is essential for modelling late crest A2's.

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