Worsdell forever

Yer sheep fall over Paul?

No, but I may later...

drinking Riggy is good for the health nut not for your balance!

Pot black?

Just smile and wear bright colours, should clear the bar, or send Justin Bieber in to get the drinks....

Don't forget the Garlic.

Nice one.

I found the Magpie, which is supposed to be very good, to be a bit of a dissapointment.

Follow the locals Paul...

Just watch the seagulls if you use takeaways?

Ditto. (hang on, there's an art to it?!)

Me too, but then I'm a drake........

ME!!!!

You sure are communicative then!

how many keyboards have you got through ?????

Look, I knew the advert words but my comment was really funny.....................

Why is there no longer a 'Like' button on status comments...?!

You'll get fat

Ah, you spotted that too!

i thought I was going barmy when I heard that...

Yes, but do you realize that there will be no trains running north of Newcastle! ( who interviews these people for the jobs that's what I want to know).

Doing it very well too, and another dcc system!

If you screw your eyes up and sort of squint at them you'll find that they look green and everything will be alright!

real engines are black with LNER on the sides though...

it's not that far

Excellent!

Good man! Preparing it for a life in the cut, I trust?! ;-)

Yes, it's well and truly Kern-ackered now...

Be careful, it might have horse in it....

Knowing Worsdell, it'll probably have traces of Richard III in it.

What, the cheese from Bedale? they serve it in the restaurant at work - http://www.gourmetbritain.com/encyclo_entry.php?item=7309

Yeah, one bungs you up, the other doesn't.

Just don't ask for the secret ingredient in all bran.....

"They're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod...."

Hope they didn't give you more cabbages for dropping things?

Had a bag of frozen peas...

Hope the Peas weren't for a bad back or bump to the head caused by working under baseboard ???

Will it predict landslides... >?)

Turn your phone off!

Yer its realy snowing here!!!!

It's the skeleton staff that I feel sorry for..............

Yes the frontline staff have been cut back to the bare bones

Thought it was a slow news day but 1900 years old news!

you, yes you, stand still laddie!

wrong, do it again

Listen everyone. Laddie recons himself a poet!

No, it's bad cars from makers who should know better hence no Metro...

Are thats good to here!! i no its sad "but" im metro fan,and have owned metro Gti for many years...

Not really, it means all their cars were bad... (and I had one)

Well done, do enjoy it.

No idea. Venison tonight.