Worsdell forever

Nice one.

I found the Magpie, which is supposed to be very good, to be a bit of a dissapointment.

Follow the locals Paul...

Just watch the seagulls if you use takeaways?

Always know when I have reached the home land when I can see Her as I drive down the A174 towards Marske. A beautiful and amazing piece of engineering.

Gary Rhodes, on making a quick snack, beans on toast: "First, take your haricot beans and soak them for 24 hours...."

Beans, beans are good for you heart.

The more you eat , the more you f**t!

Liver with some fava beans and a nice.... Chianti.

Me too but if you could paint them first...

revised list- 16 to letter so sorry lads, can't do yours.

After 16 what's a few more, may was well make it a round 20!

overspray perhaps?...

I'd rather say he may have intended to depict rusty scrapped plants, given the concentrate's appearance!

yes, don't want to use trade names but it's what collies do with sheep.

and has now stabbed himself with the wire handrail that the holes were for.

Tetanus jab due?

That was clever. :-)

Nah! It's Modern Art NER Style!

Firewood stock running low?

You lot are all mad...

...only worse...

If the Navy got involved, would they be looking for the Higgs Bosun?

He's sat in his chair...

...give it to me instead. You'd feel much better if you did.

Sorry BoD, eaten it.

Something else I forgot to get in Aldi!

Stay calm and have some parkin!

Go wild and have some Stones

ay lad tis a guden

Does he talk with a Scouse accent then ? - or is he asleep !

It's more to do with your current avatar...

Fair point Paul I'm with you on that. Beast you really should make an effort in December at Darlington to dress quite naff in a bright coloured tie, that really will mess with his head!

I'm just waiting for a drunken chorus of:

"We're coming home ... England's coming home!"

Well, I'm Welsh - so I'm not likely to support England, am I?

Especially when I prefer to see "football" played using an oval ball with pointed ends.

Seriously though, I hope England do OK - but I'm nowhere near as worried as some people here might be.

Hardly surprising, really.

Green with envy.

Sounds like a great evening!

Pub first, then ebay, what could possibly go wrong?

New broom this room, sweep it clean yeah!

You were never fleet of foot, hippy. - Been stuck in my head about a week, that's no bad thing though.

and a video to match...

What's your connection? Is there a garden railway?