Tim V

Actually, no. I do mean it. I'm sure that I do mean it.

Announcement from 10 Downing St at 11.15 on an unknown subject. General election or going to war?

The Impotence of being Earnest

need lathe...

is finding that ironing goes really well with snooker on the telly

Girlfriend decided to rearrange my modelling room while I was at work. We're not talking at the moment.

Why are airbrush needles so easy to bend at the tip.

This afternoon, two steps forward, one step back. This evening, two steps forward.

The thin gruel was tasteless but apparently nutritious and, of course, organic.

Speeding car....

I can do 'serious'. I just choose not to most of the time.

Beep beep I'm a sheep. I said beep beep I'm a sheep.

Oops! I've knocked a buffer off.

Five pigeons, who are not related, decide to open their own walk-in recycling centre for gnomes.

Five pigeons, who are not related, decide to open their own walk-in recycling centre for gnomes.

right! Let's have it out, right here right now. 3 rail Vs clockwork.

Just seen a guy drive past, holding a large board on his roof!

Landrover transfer box disintegration

has just heard on the radio 'Comfortably Numb' at a huge volume and briefly went to another place.

Watching the box set of the 1970s series The Protectors. Lots of cars, some trains and the lovely Nyree Dawn Porter.

Over 2 and a half hours, and no one's status has changed!

There is no point in denying that Horrocksford exists.

My Mrs has left me because she says I'm obsessed with play school - I watched her go through the Arched window

Beer!

Extra large combinations.