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  1. Tim V

    Salt & Vinegar peanuts - Arggghhhhh

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    2. No Decorum

      No Decorum

      I enjoyed a spirited exchange of views recently on the subject of salt & vinegar sweet potato crisps.

    3. sharris

      sharris

      Could be worse - cheese and onion peanuts?

    4. Blackthorn

      Blackthorn

      Big D dry roasted peanuts, sooooo good. Wishing I had bought more home while in the UK. 99p for a big bag at the CO-OP.

  2. Tim V

    somewhere, over the rainbow...

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    2. DougN

      DougN

      Kermit....a rainbow connection...

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      I think we're all high

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Weigh a pie

  3. Tim V

    Puff the magic dragon...

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      ...was an LGBT campaigner that enjoyed the odd nekked frolick in Autumn mists.

    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Well I live by the sea but I've never seen him.

  4. Tim V

    another hero from my childhood gone, Batman

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      "Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb".

      Those nuns/ducks will be eternally grateful.

      "They may be drinkers but they are human beings. Now hand me the Shark Repellent".

    2. steve22

      steve22

      With you there, Porcy. First thing I thought of was that "Some days..." line. Yes, those nuns and ducks - and the brass band!

    3. DonB

      DonB

      They don't write 'em like that any more...

      There again perhaps......

  5. Tim V

    It's behind you....

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Where?

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      .. on the stair, a little mouse with cloggs on, well I declare, going clip, clipprty clop on the stair.

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      Oh yeah

  6. Tim V

    I've come before you, to speak behind you, of something I know nothing about. Last Thursday, namely Friday....

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I'd say you've both had a bit too much.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Nunc est bibendum!

    4. £1.38

      £1.38

      Poem 'Ladles & Jellyspoons' - learnt that as a child!

  7. Tim V

    The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things....

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    2. Platform 1

      Platform 1

      ..of sailing ships and sealing wax...

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      ...and why the sea is boiling hot?

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      What is the taste of the colour blue?

  8. Tim V

    Hot!

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      There must be a number of ways to cool off in Bristol.

    2. tractionman

      tractionman

      Yep, a few pint here

      http://7stars.co.uk

       

       

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Sultry, too? xD

  9. Tim V

    Speeding car....

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Traffic camera

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      the speeding car just went past my house!

    4. DougN

      DougN

      sudden stop....

  10. Tim V

    Just worked out the "Dog Kennel Flats" in Barnet are smaller than the room I'm sitting in.

    1. BoD

      BoD

      Small.......... Far away.

  11. Tim V

    Just seen a guy drive past, holding a large board on his roof!

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Was it a layout that you recognised?

    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      The way it was flapping about it was soon to be an "ex layout"!

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      Did it have the apocalyptic message 'The End Is Nigh' well could be for him!

  12. Tim V

    bye bye sounds of the 60s, now on at a ridiculous hour

    1. davefrk

      davefrk

      Yeah and Planet Rock radio has cancelled the 'Prog' show with out any reason, more 'Bauer Media' dumbing down?

  13. Tim V

    A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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    2. loickebros

      loickebros

      should have ducked

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I'm beaming with delight :-D

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Two percussionists fell off a cliff.

      b-doom, tsh...

  14. Tim V

    Only 366 shopping days till next Christmas...

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Horrocksford.

  15. Tim V

    What is happening? Trick or Treat, Black Friday, a few years ago no one had heard of this stuff.

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    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      We need another bank holiday - how about Thanksgiving day?

    3. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      The UK is the 53 state.

    4. DougN

      DougN

      Don't worry it has spread to Australia too.... stuff it I'm at home and I am staying here!

  16. Tim V

    Just acquired a copy of the Beeching report, oh look, the S&D is propsed for total closure, so much for the myth...

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What myth?

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      The S&D was always up for closure by Beeching, it just got delayed by a couple of years by tenacious supporters.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Yes, that's right, Ian, but I don't know what myth Tim V is referring to.

  17. Tim V

    Enjoyed "The Elizabethen" on Talking pictures this lunch time

    1. davefrk

      davefrk

      Yeah, nice to see that again, on at the right time for my late lunch.

    2. uax6

      uax6

      If the trains a non stopper, a topper is proper, for everything else its a homburg

  18. Tim V

    Enjoyed "Fully Fitted Freight" on Talking Pictures this lunchtime

  19. Tim V

    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind....

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....after my veg curry.

    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Nobelpriset i litteratur

  20. Tim V

    My son has Fresher's flu....

    1. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      He won't be able to afford it in a few weeks

       

  21. Tim V

    Beer festival tonight!

  22. Tim V

    Beer festival this weekend...

    1. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      No, that was last weekend. It was great!

  23. Tim V

    My hobby isn't like this https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jul/29/pigeon-fancier-faces-ban-over-scam-that-won-him-top-prize-tarbes-national

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Well...until you scrutinise Bring 'n Buy sales....

    2. Simon Moore

      Simon Moore

      Probably part of the Russian Olympic team

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Definitely Fowl play there...

  24. Tim V

    Bust shredder. Gear stripped. Non replaceable - throw away society

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Burn only renewables unless personal security is involved.

      I plays trains not politics.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Who on Earth would want to shred busts? oO

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      These need burning for starters:

      http://thedromomaniac.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/uglybusts.jpg

  25. Tim V

    3:30, wife snoring, on here to get some peace!

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    2. Mike G

      Mike G

      You really know how to live on the edge...of divorce

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      My colleague can assist with that if it all gets too much ;-)

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      Thanks guys, wife full of apologies...

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