Tim V

I think the Mods have locked his thread in error

The minor things that trigger technical progress are amazing!

It has to do with seeing the light.

Mince pies in the Co-op of Helmsley in North Yorkshire yesterday!

Already got Gravitas Junior’s Lego advent calendar. If you don’t get it now, they are all sold out...

Fantastic, it's Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed.

Have you got one of those funny talking phones, then?

Alexa, open the pod bay doors.

I'm sorry, that isn't in my Skills....

I failed hazard perception until I learned to count to 3 after seeing the hazard before responding. The test is a total waste of time.

Oh I don't know at least we've established you can count to three

The whole point is to get people thinking about potential hazard situations and driving accordingly. Sadly, too many just get the licence and forget the lot in my experience.

And there was I thinking that the delay between FM and DAB was bad enough!

Snorkel fitted to Landrover...

It must be British Summer Time.

All clear at the MO.

https://www.lightningmaps.org/?lang=en#x=-2.0531;m=sat;r=0;t=3;s=0;o=0;b=0.00;n=0;y=51.19;z=9;d=2;dl=2;dc=0;

I know, my Mama and Papa told me.

Now off to spin some on Vinyl.

" Where you can, make your own kind of music: sing your own special song- make your own kind of music,...

Yes, I was listening to her on Youtube just last week. (Actually, I went on Youtube to watch Michelle but listened more to Cass...)

Erm...because you were speeding?

Mostly round here I sit in queues.

What would you rather do, hand out speeding fines to nice ordinary motorists or deal with real criminals who beat up old ladies and small children? Hence the attention on mobile phones since most people stopped boozing and speeding

Believe in better?

I certainly do, and it doesn't involve Sky...

"the photographer discloses..." specially when there's a top-secret government report that a minister has been careless enough to carry around unshielded.

And the Critic disposes.

Come the revolution, after the lawyers....

The painter imagines, the photographer records.

Thank you, what a useful term. And very topical.

About the same level as me then!!

I don't work there anymore. I stack shelves in Tesco's. I'm making a comeback tomorrow.

Uh-huh-huh...

Bottle, glass, glass, bottle.

What did the bottle contain?

How Big was My Bottle, said the poet.

...sitting in a tin can, far above the world...

I noticed the Satnav had the HHGTTG upgrade, with the friendly home screen...

It isn't really going far or even anywhere at all. On a good day Mars is only 54.6 million kilometres away but space is infinitely big and 54.6M/infinity is zero so it's still where it started from.

Enjoy, I am

You'll wonder why you won't have all that time that you thought that you would!

All we know is - he's called ...

You missed out an second "some say"...

... and that he likes driving a Hornby GWR 101.

All we know is...

Is that the beanstalk that's used in making Life A Minestrone? Though I'm guessing you'd need more than 10cc?

I never knew beans talk.

Beans are the musical fruit.

The more you eat the more you toot.

He said he'll come back and finish it later when he's bought the paint.

That building being the chip shop...

He's a liar, and I'm not sure about you ...

Good tune that is.

No I won't, you'll jolly well have to find out for yourself.

„The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. A self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night. It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind… the year the Great War came upon us all. This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5.“ :-D

Oh no, please don't.

Wrong year NGT6, 2258 at present!

It's the Kanye West song that sampled Schizoid Man, I think.

On the up side, it’s more royalties for the musicians...

"In The Court..." is also used to very excellent effect in the film "Children of Men"

Sadly true.

That applies to lots of things, so I'm not quite sure what issue you are referring to in particular.

this about pan tiles again?

Wots this 'bout milking sheep?

I will never become a slave to the Apple products over priced and Samsung has had the technology for years before Apple

I'm with LBRJ on this one.

They do if you cut the corners off, as a great aunt of mine used to....