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  1. BoD

    BoD

    Trying to find green paint match for West Highland stations. Without a great deal of success.

  2. BoD

    BoD

    Painting window frames and surrounds. I do hope that Ernie is kind this weekend so I can move up to the senior scale. For my eyes sake.

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    2. Poggy1165

      Poggy1165

      7mm scale, the railway modelling Borg. Resistence is futile. You will be assimilated.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      No chance.

    4. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      You can add more detail in 7mm scale. Still need glasses here.

  3. BoD

    BoD

    Ok, then. Which wise guy pinched my tin of brick red paint?

    1. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      That black hole to your left.

  4. BoD

    BoD

    Will have to add force of gravity to my list of enemies.

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Ah, but gravity isn't a 'force', it's an effect ;-)

    2. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      It is usually pretty reliable and predictable. It's only when we allow ourselves to get outside the parameters of what is required to stay upright that problems start.

  5. BoD

    BoD

    A knife has a pointy end and a not so pointy end. It is better to pick up the not so pointy end.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      1st Law of Cutlery Manipulation.

  6. BoD

    BoD

    So why is it, that when you put your hand in a 24 mixed pack of crisps, the first two packets you draw out are the same and the ones you hate.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I have always thought

      At the back of my mind:

      Cheese and onions...

    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      It ws never like that with a Canny Bag of Tudor!

       

  7. BoD

    BoD

    On a journey north, at what point does a school lunch become a school dinner?

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Just after 12, but only if you are quick!

    3. BoD

      BoD

      Tees? Didn't think it was that far South.

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Used to be north of the Kennet - have times changed?

  8. BoD

    BoD

    Does the winner of the Tour of Britain do a lap of honour?

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    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      The Law society would be proud..

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Far too clever; volunteer for the next trial on the Archers

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      For professional reasons I don't think I'll be offering to defend Herr Tichener, but I'm sure I can refer him to someone who can....

  9. BoD

    BoD

    Terms and conditions may apply.

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    2. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      This call may be recorded for training purposes

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Colour shown might not match the product.

    4. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      May contain nuts.

  10. BoD

    BoD

    Falcons....Falcons.....

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    2. 46444

      46444

      Newcastle....

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      For the win!

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Falco Peregrinus. Falco Subbuteo

  11. BoD

    BoD

    Why waste good sausages by burying them up to their necks in Yorkshire pudding?

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    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Yorkshire pudding is like Hotel California for the sausage-you can check in but never leave

    3. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Why waste good Yorkshire puddings by burying sausages in them?

    4. brigo

      brigo

      Can't beat a good Toadie.

  12. BoD

    BoD

    There must be a knack to cutting Wills scenoc sheets. I just haven't got it.

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    2. sharris

      sharris

      Chainsaw!

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Hammer & Chisel ?

    4. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      "That's not a knife..."

  13. BoD

    BoD

    R.I.P. The Waco Kid.

    1. 60159

      60159

      A legend in a legendary role.

  14. BoD

    BoD

    Arcturian Megadonkey steaks for tea. Very nice.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I recommend gagh.

    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      "would you like meet the Dish of the Day?"

  15. BoD

    BoD

    Burning the candle at both ends.

    1. WD0-6-0

      WD0-6-0

      Is a great way to set fire to your table cloth

  16. BoD

    BoD

    Mek-Pak. Phew. Window wide but still strong.

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      evo-stick in a carrier

  17. BoD

    BoD

    Life is so, so unfair. And the ones who suffer most are the ones who least deserve to suffer.

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Has anything specific prompted your update?

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Well, there's been an earthquake in Italy.

  18. BoD

    BoD

    Just realised that cricketer Joe Root's one day number is 66. His shirt reads .......

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Y e e e s s s . . .

    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      It's only been like it for over 3 years.....

    3. BoD

      BoD

      Quick, aren't I?

  19. BoD

    BoD

    Sorry for the wat. We'll get you to a member of our team as quickly as we can.

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    2. Rowsley17D

      Rowsley17D

      Your call is really important to us. Yea, right.

    3. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      If you would like to wait another hour until someone answers, press 1. If you want to stop listening to "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik", press 2.

       

    4. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      Bloody Greensleeves.....

  20. BoD

    BoD

    Gold in men's gymnastics. Good grief! Whatever next?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      A Beach Volleyball DVD boxed set.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A transparent mankini.

    4. DougN

      DougN

      Don't go looking at the mens rowing outfits... leaves nothing to the imagination

  21. BoD

    BoD

    Photographs of models are so unforgiving.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Oh, if they're well proportioned... :-D

    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Exactly which sort of models are we talking about here?

       

      On second thoughts, it's probably better if you don't answer that one ...

    3. BoD

      BoD

      All three types

  22. BoD

    BoD

    And so to ground signals. Working or cosmetic? Decisions, decisions.

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    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      I agree working is the way to go, not that I have any to show...

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Working all the way!

    4. BoD

      BoD

      It looks as though it's going to be very fiddly but I'll give it a go.

  23. BoD

    BoD

    If you believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      Did it work?

  24. BoD

    BoD

    .... and the catchphrase for this year's Olympics is...... 'British medal hope out'.

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I thought it was: "When will we get something watchable on BBC4?"

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Jaws

    3. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      not now it isn't

       

  25. BoD

    BoD

    A gold medal winning sausage.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Haverfordwest

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