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  1. BoD

    BoD

    What do you do when you forget the answer to your memorable question?

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    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Jast shout out 42 and make the mice happy.

    3. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Ask my granddaughter.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Whisper your memorable profanity.

  2. BoD

    BoD

    Modelling in spits and spurts.

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Sounds a little damp ...

  3. BoD

    BoD

    I knew I should have hibernated.

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    2. tractionman

      tractionman

      Late April for me please

    3. Barry O

      Barry O

      Is it a bit chilly on the North Sea coast?

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      You should only hibernate if you've stored enough nuts

  4. BoD

    BoD

    Today I paid 8/- to spend a penny.

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Was that after the £2.19.3d for the beer round ?

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Constipation or Diarrhoea?

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      In Scotland that's a wee fee.

  5. BoD

    BoD

    After due deliberation and several weeks careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that I will never win any prizes for speed modelling.

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Take some time to think about it first

    3. Poggy1165

      Poggy1165

      I think there should be a club for slow modellers, with a prize for whoever took longest todo least.

       

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      That would be the biggest club in the world. Probably.

  6. BoD

    BoD

    After today feels as if we would be better off just demolishing the whole railway system and making better use of the land and money.

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    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      That's what Marples had in mind...

    3. keefer

      keefer

      i know someone who does a 50-mile return on his bike because it's quicker than Southern Fail

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Be careful what you wish for.

  7. BoD

    BoD

    He wrote a chord, that pleased the lord.....

    1. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      He was only passing through . . .

       

       

  8. BoD

    BoD

    I would like to make it known that no longer will I be playing along the cherry lane.

  9. BoD

    BoD

    I don't want a Dapol 08.............. I don't want a Dapol 08............ I don't..............

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Lol

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Go on, just an 1 x 08, a couple of minerals, a couple of dogfish, 2 x catfish, possibly a a BG or a GUV just to shuffle around on a plank, may be then a Heljan 25, or another 08 ........

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      You know you do want one. I know you do want one. I know that I want one. Do you know that I want one?

  10. BoD

    BoD

    It's definitely down there...... on the carpet....... somewhere.

    1. newbryford

      newbryford

      Eaten by the carpet monster

    2. DougN

      DougN

      I tried and failed to lose a Lamp 4 times yesterday... turned up each time.,..Have i donated enough to the the timber floor god?

  11. BoD

    BoD

    Nobody ever says "That's the banjo player's Ferrari".

    1. bgman

      bgman

      I'm leaning on a lamppost

      On the corner of the track

      Watching all those Audi's go by

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Comrade.

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      I'd rather have a banjo than a Ferrari, though.

  12. BoD

    BoD

    Barnacles.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      George Formby

    3. Barry O

      Barry O

      Bill!

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Geese ?

  13. BoD

    BoD

    Blast. I'm a door short. How did that happen?

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    2. davefrk

      davefrk

      Is that better than being one spanner short of a toolbox?

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      It depends if the missing spanner was the one you needed.

    4. sigtech

      sigtech

      You'll just have to brick up the opening...

  14. BoD

    BoD

    How loud is your sausage?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Nobody hears the silent bang...

    3. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Is that the same as a one handed clap?

    4. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      In space, no one can hear your sausage.

  15. BoD

    BoD

    Bring back wagonload.

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    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      can the wagon be loaded with stotties filled with am and pease pudding with pickled red cabbage please...

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      For most others - a 'stottie' is a butty!

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Or a piece!

  16. BoD

    BoD

    Why are there so many window and door frames on a West Highland station?

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Because they need lots of light and access.

    2. BoD

      BoD

      It would be a lot easier to model of they didn't.

    3. Trog

      Trog

      Because daylight is free.

  17. BoD

    BoD

    Last week butchering chunks of 2x2 timber, this week making and painting 4mm window frames, next week probably some of that electrickery magic stuff. What a hobby.

  18. BoD

    BoD

    When all else fails the Ordnance Survey is your friend.

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    2. sharris

      sharris

      Maybe OS maps should be printed with luminous ink.

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Take some carrots with you for a quick snack when the light goes.

       

    4. tractionman

      tractionman

      Ordnance Survey, proper maps, without them we'd be lost.

  19. BoD

    BoD

    Dipping the glue brush into your coffee rather than the Mek-Pak doesnt work.

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Makes the final model smell nicer, though it might not stay together long... ;-)

    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Could have been worse. Van Gogh's violin and all that.

    3. JDW

      JDW

      Having a sip of the Mek-Pak would probably be worse though

  20. BoD

    BoD

    Catching up on Zen and the art of sausage slicing.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Practising with Captain Kernow?

    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Ommmmmmmmmm!

    3. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Try not to achieve oneness with your Santoku...

  21. BoD

    BoD

    Have just spent two days modelling and thoroughly enjoyed it. Can you overdo things though? Should I ration myself

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Best to slow down, high heels and walkways play havoc after having to changing your clothes so many times too !:)

  22. BoD

    BoD

    Cutting 68 pieces of plastic strip to thirtyone thirtytooths of an inch.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Are you making a model of a dentist's waiting room, then?

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      An incisive statement, Cap'n!

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Something to get your K9s into then?

  23. BoD

    BoD

    Would sir like an extra sausage?

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Only if you batter it first... :-O

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I had a sausage last night, together with a chip shop home-made fishcake and a portion of chips.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Meanwhile, in Ealing, the German Sausage Man sets up on his regular pitch....

  24. BoD

    BoD

    Tis time to get some more wood and complete the circle.

    1. Barry O

      Barry O

      just you be careful there!

  25. BoD

    BoD

    How can those greedy expletive deleted at ticket master justify charging me to save them money and print out my own tickets

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    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      If you're talking about Warley, I used to order my tickets directly from the club until I realised the Ticketmaster booking fee was less than the cost of two envelopes and double postage!

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      If you're talking about Warley, I used to order my tickets directly from the club until I realised the Ticketmaster booking fee was less than the cost of two envelopes and double postage!

    4. BoD

      BoD

      .... and now they have my email address too. #######'s

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