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is considering whether a laxative chocolate cake might make a good practical joke....

managed 75mpg on the return from ExpoEM :-)

Showered, shaved, hair washed, deodorised, teeth bushed and flossed - not sure if I got ready for ExpoEM or to go on a date.

Is counting brick courses again.

Seriously!?! http://www.hattons.co.uk/366400/Peco_Products_RW_4_15ft_tank_wagon_Royal_Wedding_Prince_Henry_and_Meghan_Markle_May_2018_Limited/StockDetail.aspx

Did you keep the box it came in?

I think that glue is just fab.

Whoever wrote the cooking instructions for this "Old El Paso Enchilada kit" must have a sideline in model railway products.

is baffled as to why virtually every weather forecast on the BBC weather website includes 'breezy'.

Thalys and Eurostar, very enjoyable. It’s get me everytime, doing 186mph on a train is quite an experience! Roll on HS2 I say.

Warmer weather slows modelling - discuss!

Spending far too much time playing trains..... even though all the scenics are still to do.

I’m sorry son but we don’t stock Party gimmicks in this shop. Try The House of Fun; it’s quicker if you run. This is a chemist, not a joke shop.

This may seem unusual but I am offended by people using Christ as an expletive.

I have a £4 Hattons voucher, does anyone want it? £5.99 plus P&P

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a noise?

If blokes wear footy shirts to watch the game on the telly do women dress up to watch Corrie and Brimadale ?

I'm sure there was something I was supposed to do.

Deploy the Mellotron!

Now I can see the pleasure in betting on a horse race or a sporting event, but bookies outside a maternity hospital, really?

Anyone travelled on the GWR Night Riviera train.

Oh no: Another bl**dy King.

I'm genuinely worried about this. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbZrAlKU8AAEzF8.jpg

This Is Highly Improbable.

Looking for advice on BR Western signalling