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I didn't know motorways had chassises

I didn't know motorways had chassises

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.' 'Yes, this is my second life.' You only live Twice Mr Bond!' Love that paragraph!

"You Only Live Twice or so it seems,

One life for yourself

and one for your dreams...."

"Diamonds are forever" was my first in the Newport cinema. "Sorry ol' boy one of us appears to smell like a ta*t..."

So we'll keep you well away from any Ouse Viaduct marble runs then ...

Notice this has coincided with a request for help preparing ground works for the shed?

I'll be OK in a couple of weeks! I just need to remain seated for a couple of weeks, which I find very boring!

Appalled at the use of asterisks?! Just as well I didn't say what I really think of the programme then!

I'm still shocked Tim that you would use such language! ;-)

To know me is to be shocked...:-p

Well that only lasted long enough to take a photo!

I just thought that! No hope for me really!

Well quite! I thought this morning that it hurt, but as the day has progressed it has swollen up quite nicely! So thought best to seek medical advice!

Are you a bad luck magnet or what? Either that or you are the clumsiest person I have ever met ;-P

Well I’m perhaps not the clumsiest person to walk the earth, maybe in Devon, but I do get ‘light headed’ when my blood sugar level is down! And have a history of just passing out!

I did tell you you were about to destroy an order of high complexity, did I not? ;-)

You are quite right!

That is exactly right! I really wish I hadn't started this now!

Einsteins 9th law of modelling, the more you tidy, the more untidy it becomes!

I started three weeks ago, its still not done!

And its on all day to!

It is! And it's quite easy to watch!

Even better - Bond, strapped to a table and about to be cut in half with a laser, 'you expect me to talk?'. Goldfinger 'no Mr Bond I expect you to die'.

Yeah that was a good one!

How the entire treasury seemed to be trying to oust a certain Prime Minister! All very good!

All very Machiavellian!

Just swapped myself and wouldnt ever go back!

Much better isn't it!

When punting on the beautiful Thames one should use a sturdy pole.

12' aluminium or carbon pole for canoeing. 2 piece or 3 piece.

Just for one day....

for one day only Brian Harrap!

No he's not, he declined to rescue the floating object from the Municipal Lido!!

haha ;-) I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request!

Presumably you can now go through a long-winded and complicated process to claim your expenses back?....

(did you let the kids choose their own books?)...:-p

Oh no the joys of the education world, if you want it, buy it yourself!

Is this a record for number of comments?

If we keep putting comments up, it probably will be!

#cue trumpet# 'If you wannabe a record breaker...'

Brinkly,

why do you keep repeating yourself?

I don't know I only post it once.

Were you there for the F1 by any chance? I only caught the practise session but it was fantastic to see and hear the cars for real.

Nothing on? Let the chap get dressed first! :-P

(hahah!)I don't think they would let nudist into Railex! (And quite right too!)

(hahah!)I don't think they would let nudist into Railex! (And quite right too!)

Thanks for that Tim! I'm sure she would be delighted to come! ;-)

Happy birthday mate. Enjoy the rest of the day

Just ask her not to bring any ginger cake!

By the way, did you know that all your responses to these thingeys are coming up twice at the moment?