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Compadres. It is imperative that we defeat the rebels before the start of the rainy season. And remember. A shiney new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

Compadres. It is imperative that we defeat the rebels before the start of the rainy season. And remember. A shiney new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

Took the car for a check as steering wheel shuddering - two new tyres, balanced and aligned and £140 lighter - bang goes that new loco...

A Dyson Sphere!

Elvis has left the building ...

is now 'on the waggon' and will be eating iron rations henceforth.

Happy Christmas all !

This evening, I am rather full of bean stew.

Oiche chiuin, oiche Mhic De, Cach 'na suan dis araon. / Dis is dilse 'faire le speis / Naion beag, leanbh ceansa 'gus caomh.

Main Force Patrol

So there was only one thing I could do; was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long...

Pigs in blankets are flying off the shelves as I speak.

My cat had to be put down.

The Doric Mode

High Fidelity

Right, seeing as it's the solstice I'm going to get the garden incinerator going and run round it naked with holly on my head!

So this is Christmas...

Klaxons were sounding throughout the decks as the Space Frigate Donizetti conducted a battle drill.

Is this Swansea?

Is this Swansea?

Q-Strike!

Shogun

The Lingering Lingerie of Lingfield

The panto came to school this afternoon.

We recently bought a small wooden nail brush type thingy from Tesco, marked 'Calcot Manor Spa' (yes, from Tesco of all places). Of course, any visitors to the house will now think we pinched it from the hotel.