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The Delian League

Specialists for Close Combat and Destruction

Wer hat den Batternberg-Kuchen gesehen?

The Home Screen Warriors

It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here, It's seven o'clock and I want to rock, Want to get a belly full of beer, My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, And my old lady she don't care, My sister looks cute in her braces and boots, A handful of grease in her hair...

Mum has just died from cancer. Bad day today.

My nostrils detect the aroma of scratchbuilt chutney under construction.

Apparently Deathclaw Brown and Zandri Dust are worth a look for a GWR dark/light stone paint match.

An adverse camber walks into a bar and asks the landlord for a pair of trousers.

Oh look willy waving, I can't be bothered to wave mine, perhaps someone would like to wave it for me?

Links fahren....

Any thoughts on using Uber for a taxi ?

Dissertation submitted, Masters Degree completed. Now where's the soldering iron, it's time to get some proper work done!

I was astonished the other day, whilst stopping briefly to make use of the Gentleman's lavatory in a motorway services area, to see an advertisement alleging that a firm has invented a pair of underpants that can either prevent or supress the unwanted emission of gaseous products from one's posterior.

....To tend the flocks or till the soil; And ev'ry day have joys divine With the bonie lass o' Ballochmyle.

White RABBITS!

Hannibal's on the jazz!

Can I ask exactly what sort of cookies are being offered when I accept RMWeb terms when I sign in ? Oh! And would they be suitable for dunking in my tea ?

Sometimes I really miss the wish list threads- don't you?

So then, who's been brave enough to go up into their loft today ? Yours Sweaty Betty

"...wind of time is blowing through me; and it's all moving relative to me..."

Me Daisy's coming back tomorrow...

Lacedaemon

Did I really hear someone say total eclipse of the arse?

The Most Serene and Honourable Grand Duke of Muscovy