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  1. vaughan45

    100 year anniversary of 'Big Four' grouping

     

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Some people still talk about the "Late & Never Early Railway".

       

      The main difference seems to be that they might be in a different part of the country ... .

  2. vaughan45

    Long Essays

     

    1. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      Better than non-sequiturs...

       

  3. vaughan45

    Sometimes viewing this forum seems like visiting a Kindergarten...

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      "I suppose you've been following the Hornby TT:120 thread?"

       

      Not a chance! Nothing in it for me!

       

      Now if they'd only gone for HO, like the rest of the world / cut their prices / started offering us our favourite model / stopped cutting out model shops / ... .

       

      Cue yet another round of "catchphrase bingo". I'm sure it'll all end in tiers ... .

       

       

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      ooooooooooOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I've never visited a kindergarten but I'm happy to take your word for it.

       

      🤠🥳🥸🤓🤪🤢😢😈😢🤗🤮😇😴

  4. vaughan45

    C*ck-up in the catering department

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Ordered poulet but got chapon?

    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Précisément

  5. vaughan45

    Tiverton Parkway or P**nway (allegedly)

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    2. Welly

      Welly

      Well, the pariah has now left that parish...

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I drove my Tractor through your Haystack last night etc.

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood...

  6. vaughan45

    Yearning

     

    For a time when status updates weren't confused with PMs & layout thread updates.

  7. vaughan45

    Chavette

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      That sounds like a Vauxhall car from the 70s.

    2. truffy

      truffy

      Or a female of the species Chavmunda wotulookinat

  8. vaughan45

    Bazzing around...

  9. vaughan45

    Crystal Tipps and Alistair

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      The f#####g b#####d Clangers.

  10. vaughan45

    Casually waiting for my dates to arrive

    1. truffy

      truffy

      The incels will be heartbroken. They can’t even get one. 

    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      They all came arrived at the same time

    3. truffy

      truffy

      Typical. Like London buses. :rolleyes:

  11. vaughan45

    Brussels on

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    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Next up - swede and carrot mash

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      Brussels is on the E40 - check the map!

    4. Sasquatch

      Sasquatch

       Also: on the border of Vlaanderen and Wallonia dividing the province of Brabant! Can be tossed in olive oil and old bay seasoning then roasted for about an hour in a covered dish. Beste met  stoofvlees, potaten krokettjes en een vlaas Westmalle Duppel . Smakelijk. 

  12. vaughan45

    Was promised the Cayman Islands, but ended up in Canvey 

    1. truffy

      truffy

      Give my regards to Vince. 

    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Not to worry, I hear the Caymans are overrated. E.g. sometimes they run out of cocktail umbrellas.

  13. vaughan45

    Are Armadillos just tactical assault Possums? 

    1. truffy

      truffy

      No, they're the ready-to-bake version.

  14. vaughan45

    Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      It's just beyond reach I'm afraid

  15. vaughan45

    I'm two hours late for my mid-morning muffin

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    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Yes, but what's the mule's name?

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Taking my Grandson (then  3-y-o) out for the day we got to lunchtime  but he had a sit-down strike , refused to budge because he hadn't had his mid-morning snack so it could not possibly be lunchtime !

    4. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Lady Gaga spoke about her 'Muffin'...I'm guessing you're not on about eating that..

  16. vaughan45

    Today started all Bonnie Tyler, but ended a bit Hank Wangford.

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Have to be careful with Hank Wangford if you are a  little dyslexic (Hang Wan#ford)

    2. truffy

      truffy

      VVank Hangford

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Dank Horrocksford.

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    Willie Wonka

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    2. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Uncle Oliver

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Agustus Gloop

    4. snitchthebudgie

      snitchthebudgie

      Wonka Willie?

  18. vaughan45

    Arthur The Aardvark RIP

  19. vaughan45

    Martha's Muffins

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      and the Bunnymen?

       

    3. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Rabbi Rabbit

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      I've been up to Villiers Terrace, but I haven't seen any of them...

  20. vaughan45

    Waffle

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Crumpet.

    2. truffy

      truffy

      Muffin

      (but I prefer crumpets)

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Pikelet

  21. vaughan45

    Fish Burger

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      You want McCheese with that?

       

  22. vaughan45

    Bank Holiday flocking

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Ruddy seagulls!

    2. truffy

      truffy

      Worse than wallpaper flocking. 

  23. vaughan45

    Leaky PM situation

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      You can get special pants for that!

    2. truffy

      truffy

      Some leakier than others!

  24. vaughan45

    Trellis painting

    1. Liam

      Liam

      Happens in North Wales so I gather. 

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      So she says...

      (A shortage of silk stockings?)

  25. vaughan45

    Willy Wombat or Willie Wombat?

    1. Sithlord75

      Sithlord75

      Neither - no Aussie would be called Willie (cause that seems to be Scottish spelling) nor would one want to be called Willy (cause them's fighting words).  Maybe Will Wombat but if William, then almost always Bill or Billy is used Down Here.  A Wombat, no matter what their first name, would be known as Dozer or Combat.

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