vaughan45

Neither - no Aussie would be called Willie (cause that seems to be Scottish spelling) nor would one want to be called Willy (cause them's fighting words).  Maybe Will Wombat but if William, then almost always Bill or Billy is used Down Here.  A Wombat, no matter what their first name, would be known as Dozer or Combat.

And the Llandudno Goats too...

You will be able to do it with six people outdoors

Wouldn't that count as a "public nuisance"?

Splendid. I take it that the IKEA baseboard department has come up trumps?

Rob

Yes, but in this instance it is a shelf, rather than a table. It is to be used for a USA N scale micro as a diversion from my ongoing 4mm Kingfisher Wharf.

Top stuff. Sheep Lane was built on a LACK shelf....

I'm still waiting for an SCL wearing a hearing aid, sat on a stairlift, holding a Hornby A2

Which one will fall apart first though?

cos you spend too much time looking at 'models'....that's why I couldn't look at RMWeb at work as the wrong sort of 'models' kept appearing in the ads.

"I was being sarcastic"

Well, that was sooo obvious.

There really should be an emoji for sarcasm. Why isn't there one already? 

It would save people wasting their time.

It would only go the way of the late, lamented Groan button.

sigh

I always send private messages with trepidation, fearing that they may turn up here...

Are you confusing emojis with voting buttons?

Don't use this image as a Facebook Ad

https://uk.Hornby.com/products/Hornby-2019-catalogue-r621

Facebook might consider it "overtly sexual"...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55981602

Not at 03:00 I hope

"Over by Christmas" is a claim trotted out for every Big Thing, I'm surprised people actually still use the expression.

Perhaps a stout wire brush might be recommended....

Most likely place to find 'em....

Of the Acropolis?

Athos, Portos, Stratos and Hippopotamos?

Younger ones keep turning you down?

Nip and tuck?  Botox?  Liposuction?

Hope they signed the forms first...

Its an activity of which I'm aware...

I've certainly heard tell of it.

...at last?

...to a good home?

...time?

...up your mind?

...space to rent?

All Right Now?

Someone gave him socks. 

Do you feel lucky 'punk'?

Don't go anywhere near Margate or Barwell.  There are angry crowds roaming without social distancing, with placards like BLACK ENGINES MATTER

Maybe I'll just drive somewhere first to check I can!

Nice...

Stone the crows

But you must get a little move on, after all it's what the people want....

Thank you cowboy

There'll be a lot of compromisin' on the road to my horizon

The OO Gauge enthusiasts motto...

Big 'tache and all?

over brown?

Hang in there.... day 2 and still here I hope?

Have decided to build a layout with no trains

That is quite prototypical. Just make it a Sunday in winter on a branch line.

I have one of them. Covers 57 route miles from Manea to Chesterton Junction, Chippenham Junction to Downham and Lakenheath to Sutton. Not a train in sight.

Black thumb print.

Certain Cornet

The prologue.

You were grabbed by the plebeians?

(Titter ye not) :-)

This horse wearing a skirt come tabard ran out in front of me followed by a tin man