Sasquatch
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Status Replies posted by Sasquatch
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It appears that once again the Vikings have plundered the English.....
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'tis lucky I had the foresight to repair the wheel barrow. I'll be needing that to fill with worthless currency to wheel up to Sainsburys in exchange for a loaf of bread...
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is now considering US citizenship as he is no longer European!
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is now considering US citizenship as he is no longer European!
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that wasn't just a fart.....
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The end is nigh.
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This driving thing is a bit difficult
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Hot here in Denver
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dwarven war belch
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Shocking spelling in the status updates recently
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Visit from the local Firearms Officer today. "Ok Mr Boris, why isn't this weapon in your gun cabinet? Well officer, its in the shed because it won't fit in the gun cabinet. Right, let me see it, it should be secured in your cabinet at all times to stop someone stealing it. But if you read the paperwork its a 9lb cannon and the barrel weights the best part of a quarter ton" Cue red faced silence from Mr Plod......
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Visit from the local Firearms Officer today. "Ok Mr Boris, why isn't this weapon in your gun cabinet? Well officer, its in the shed because it won't fit in the gun cabinet. Right, let me see it, it should be secured in your cabinet at all times to stop someone stealing it. But if you read the paperwork its a 9lb cannon and the barrel weights the best part of a quarter ton" Cue red faced silence from Mr Plod......
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My ballasting is crap
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10th nusense call today and I finally lost it with the indian fella who actually said something the 10th time arround."BLOODY WELL TAKE ME OFF YOUR CALLING LIST"
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Harmful elements in the air Symbols clashing everywhere Reaps the fields of rice and reeds While the population feeds Junk floats on polluted water An old custom to sell your daughter Would you like number twenty three? Leave your yens on the counter please
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Just popped an air biscuit
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just been for a walk at Beachy Head. There's a bit of a draught.
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A week of nothing but mechanical locking.
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Do you think we should ration ourselves on the number of different projects we have on the go at one time?? Or should we all live on the edge?
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Just spent another
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is on the way to Bummingham. The fella in the seat opposite is an alcoholic, having opened up half a litre of Fosters before 10.30am. They let anyone into First Cl-ars* on Virgin nowadays *sniffs*
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is having mountain lion problems...
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So is it Shaun the Sheep or Sean the Sheep? Why not Shona the Sheep? And what about a custard tart?
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Ok, so a guy purposefully crashes a plane in France killing 149 others, but we're all obsessed with some presenter belting a colleague? And people say I'm screwed up?
