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  1. nick_bastable

    Satan has had me looking at 0 gauge oh the horror knowing the cc clear

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      its only a bit bigger than 2mm FS i found it an easy perversion to get into

       

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  2. Stubby47

    I have been wearing my new fitbit for a whole week, I must be fit by now?

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      maybe the fat bit is a bit fit

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  3. Stubby47

    I have been wearing my new fitbit for a whole week, I must be fit by now?

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      nawww your only going to be a bitfit after a week

       

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  4. Huggy

    Warmer weather slows modelling - discuss!

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      its down to the wrong sort of heat on the line

       

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  5. TEDDYBEAR D9521

    CLOSE MY ACCOUNT

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      mmmmm KEEP MY ACCOUNT OPEN

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  6. Lu4472ke

    If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a noise?

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      thew question is how do we know the tree fell ? it may have been pushed

       

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  7. Satan's Goldfish

    Having to wear a long sleaved shirt and tie today at work. Feel like i'm being strangled. How do you cope those that have to do this every day?!

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      simple find a job with a verry casual dress code sat in the office in chino's open neck shirt no tie just about to head out on the decking for lunch bought by the boss

       

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  8. leopardml2341

    Start mi new job 16th April........

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      congrats and enjoy

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  9. NGT6 1315

    RIP, Stephen Hawking...

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      great loss

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  10. ess1uk

    What snow?

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      we have drifts of 0.005mm London is chaos

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  11. Ruston

    Your mother was a 'amster and your father smelled of elderberries!

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      i wave my private parts at your aunties

       

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  12. NGT6 1315

    Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      we have found a nuclear wessel and good news its the enterprise

       

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  13. polybear

    Has anyone ever managed to dry their hands in 10 seconds using a Dyson Airblade? Thought not....

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      the good news is when 2 of them are going next to each other its over 85 decibels so in theory you should have hearing protection on ,, just saying

       

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  14. PaulRhB

    Yay, Foo Fighters tickets bought

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      £170 a pop ??

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  15. TT3

    TT3

    i'm a triumph owner again just got my 1978 2500S

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      niceeeeee i had a 2.5 Pi estate many years ago all the varnish on the dash and door cappings had crazed spen weeks rubbing it down and re varnishing looked awsome

       

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  16. Andy Y

    The sky's gone all Western Enterprise here.

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      W E Colour in WEst London too

       

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  17. Re6/6

    Very warm and breezy+ here on the sunny Devon Riviera. Strange burning smell in Cornwall, Plymouth and North Devon with very odd skies. http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/burning-smell-strange-skies-reported-631827

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      lots of planes declaring emergencies due to burning smell

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  18. Ian J.

    The Charming Charladies of Charminster

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      or the wet and wonderful washerwoman of west wandsworth

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  19. toboldlygo

    It's Star Trek Jim, but not as we know it....

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      watch out for klingons on the starbourd bow

       

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  20. muddys-blues

    There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      were on a mission from God

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  21. NGT6 1315

    If a Minkowski spacetime contains a compact region Ω, and if the topology of Ω is of the form Ω ~ R × Σ, where Σ is a three-manifold of the nontrivial topology, whose boundary has topology of the form ∂Σ ~ S2, and if, furthermore, the hypersurfaces Σ are all spacelike, then the region Ω contains a quasipermanent intrauniverse wormhole.

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      Omega is a well Known Time space where all things go when the casual observer looks away or blinks often with a PINNNNGING sound followed by a "OH ######"

       

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  22. bgman

    It won't be too long now before heading out to sunnier climes, now do I pack my mankini or speedos ? Decisions decisions!

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      budgie smugggglerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs in yellow

       

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  23. St. Simon

    Had my Band 6 interview today and I've been told that I will be recommended for the position!

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      congratulations

       

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  24. Michael Delamar

    I know this doesnt apply to this group but heres a photo of....

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      a buillied pacific flashing his tubes

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  25. CovDriver

    Cant believe I was asked earlier who put that unexploded WW2 bomb under the Aston Expressway they then commented by saying its all because of the internet and the cyber attacks, I really wonder bow some people manage to get out of bed in the mornings.

    1. nigelb

      nigelb

      just read the article it seem to be confirmed , Its a German Bomb !!! like what else ? French maybe or american ??

       

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