br2975 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) My dear Mr. Stubby In light of recent restrictions, is it permissible for one to bring meat products intended solely for one's personal consumption ? . Your obedient servant, . Rt. Hon. C.A.R. Nivore. Bt. Edited April 3, 2019 by br2975 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 3, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, br2975 said: Please sir.......can I bring meat products, for my own consumption ? Lamb/Mutton is especially welcome... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
br2975 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 51 minutes ago, Stubby47 said: Lamb/Mutton is especially welcome... . "Mutton dressed as lamb" - now there's an old Welsh saying for you, isn't it ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold NHY 581 Posted April 3, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 3, 2019 Ahem......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 3, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 3, 2019 Should anyone, or no-one, be in any, or no, doubt, I have been asked to clarify that my post on the morning of 1st April was, in fact, a form of conceptual art, in the style of tomfoolery. Thus the Captain's meat pasty & pie experimentation and selfless taste testing will not have been in vain, said items will be available at Taunton. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted April 3, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby47 said: Thus the Captain's meat pasty & pie experimentation and selfless taste testing will not have been in vain, said items will be available at Taunton. It's important, though, that I make clear that I shall be bringing with me a small number of extra-delicious, golden-crust pasties, which will only be available to Posh People from a special hatch that opens out into the Golden Trousers Reception Lounge, complete with comfy chairs and customer-operated Wurlitzer. This facility will take the place of the main hall. 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Fatadder Posted April 3, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 3, 2019 I hope there is going to be a gold members lounge for us to eat our gold plates pasty away from the riffraff :p 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 3, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 3, 2019 31 minutes ago, The Fatadder said: I hope there is going to be a gold members lounge for us to eat our gold plates pasty away from the riffraff :p All members attending the SWAG event will be treated with the utmost equality- there will be no elitism here. Apart from those bringing a layout, demo or organising things, of course. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SouthernRegionSteam Posted April 3, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 3, 2019 Well, in anticipation of the goodies available, I've just installed a much-needed feature on Sandy Shores; a tea and cake tray! (Apologies for the mess - I can assure you the control panel legend and the CDU will be tidied up before the show!) 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 2ManySpams Posted April 3, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 hours ago, Stubby47 said: Should anyone, or no-one, be in any, or no, doubt, I have been asked to clarify that my post on the morning of 1st April was, in fact, a form of conceptual art, in the style of tomfoolery. Thus the Captain's meat pasty & pie experimentation and selfless taste testing will not have been in vain, said items will be available at Taunton. So for the avoidance of doubt, if there were or were not any in the first place, is my fellow traveler, who was looking forward to eating all the veggy pasties and whom will not be able to enter the Gold lounge, going to be treated to a non-meat based hot savoury snack of the pastry variety? If not he demands a refund for the fee he isn't paying. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 3, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 3, 2019 Apparently we will be catering for non-gold, non-meat type members, and yes, he will also be entitled to a full 100% refund of his entrance fee, in exchange for repaying, in full, his expences for the event. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
br2975 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I'm as confused as the officials at Cardiff City v Chelsea ............... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold NHY 581 Posted April 4, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 4, 2019 5 hours ago, br2975 said: I'm as confused as the officials at Cardiff City v Chelsea ............... They weren't confused. They were just carp. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted April 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Captain Kernow said: It's important, though, that I make clear that I shall be bringing with me a small number of extra-delicious, golden-crust pasties, which will only be available to Posh People from a special hatch that opens out into the Golden Trousers Reception Lounge, complete with comfy chairs and customer-operated Wurlitzer. This facility will take the place of the main hall. Oh no! Can we expect the Spamish Inquistition as well...? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 4, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 4, 2019 No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted April 4, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 4, 2019 Cardinal Stubby, read the charges!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted April 4, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 4, 2019 Our chief weapons are finescale modelling, drinking tea and eating pasties. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted April 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 4, 2019 2 hours ago, colin penfold said: Our chief weapons are finescale modelling, drinking tea and eating pasties. ...and a fanatical loyalty to the Captain. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 4, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 hour ago, St Enodoc said: ...and a fanatical loyalty to the Captain. Steady on... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted April 4, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, Stubby47 said: Steady on... No need to confirm or deny what is clearly or not so clearly true. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
south_tyne Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 23 hours ago, Stubby47 said: Apparently we will be catering for non-gold, non-meat type members, and yes, he will also be entitled to a full 100% refund of his entrance fee, in exchange for repaying, in full, his expences for the event. As a huge fan of vegetarian/vegan pastry-based products, including those produced by a certain baker local to myself (other brands are available of course), is it worth the epic round trip from Tyneside to sample the said delicacies!? PS - thank you CK! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 4, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 4, 2019 There be cake as well... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 2ManySpams Posted April 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 4, 2019 Any Rum? https://images.app.goo.gl/eq4ooroY7JCFg4d17 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgman Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) 13 minutes ago, 2ManySpams said: Any Rum? https://images.app.goo.gl/eq4ooroY7JCFg4d17 If its a private party then count me in ! R.U.M.Ba Ba Edited April 4, 2019 by bgman 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chamby Posted April 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 4, 2019 I was hoping to make this year my inaugural SWAG, but unfortunately it clashes with the Helston & Falmouth club’s exhibition, at which I am rostered to operate a club layout. I hope the Taunton event goes well... maybe next year. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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