RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 27, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) 10 out of 7 people don't understand fractions. Mike. Edited May 27, 2020 by Enterprisingwestern 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted May 27, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 27, 2020 10 hours ago, Compound2632 said: It's not that the old ones are the best, it's just that they're better than the new ones. It's always good to keep the old jokes in stock; you never know when you need them. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 32 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: I thought it was Oppenheimer and Teller. Based on an idea by Albert! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 25 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Based on an idea by Albert! Wasn’t it Fermi who split the atom? Or was he the one who built the first reactor? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo666 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: Wasn’t it Fermi who split the atom? Or was he the one who built the first reactor? Don't get that joke. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 11 hours ago, Damo666 said: I replied “Don’t worry, I don’t really kick”. That reminds me of one of my rides out with the CTC, many, many years ago! A fairly small group of us were heading out of Derby early one Sunday morning and we had to use a shortcut that saved us from going onto a busy main road. IIRC, it was a footpath next to a strip of grass so technically, we were breaking the law, true. There was a chap walking his dog, taking it for a sh1t and we all cycled onto the grass to avoid them but the chap called out to us "Oi, no cycling" To which my mates response was probably not loud enough - "and no dog fouling either!" I'm sure the chap would have taken precisely no notice of that. Cheers, John. 6 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: 10 out of 7 people don't understand fractions. Mike. 22/7 can work around them though. Edited May 27, 2020 by Baby Deltic 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Reorte Posted May 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 27, 2020 8 hours ago, tomparryharry said: It's always good to keep the old jokes in stock; you never know when you need them. Like the pile of junk you keep just in case it provides that useful part for your next model. Funny, there seems to be quite a bit of overlap between jokes and modelling (not to cast a slight on any reader's modelling ability!) 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted May 27, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 27, 2020 Just now, Reorte said: Like the pile of junk you keep just in case it provides that useful part for your next model. Funny, there seems to be quite a bit of overlap between jokes and modelling (not to cast a slight on any reader's modelling ability!) May I respectfully invite you to view the postings on the M&M shed forum. The floorboards have been in stock since 1989.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted May 27, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 27, 2020 I don't like strategy games. I guess I'm Risk averse.... When I was a kid, I kept all of the board games in my bedroom cupboard. Some would say I had a Monopoly on them..... We played chess in the attic, but was usually draughty.... My greatest claim to fame was being Head green-keeper at Subbuteo.... 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geevor Clayton Loco Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Me: he died of natural causes. Judge: no you pushed him off the roof. Me: gravity is natural. Judge: 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckymucklebackit Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: If you look carefully just under the word "before" the natural formation looks like an ape, so Trump can probably claim that he was on Mount Rushmore before the others. Either than or it is Ian Gillan 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 28, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 28, 2020 2 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: If you look carefully just under the word "before" the natural formation looks like an ape, so Trump can probably claim that he was on Mount Rushmore before the others. Either than or it is Ian Gillan Will Trump issue an order that the current carvings should be replaced with one of him? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 28, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, kevinlms said: Will Trump issue an order that the current carvings should be replaced with one of him? There isn't enough stone there for his ego let alone anything else! Mike. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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