Steamport Southport Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 31 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: Come to think of it didn't they use tablets? Nope. Laptops. Even had the sockets in the side. 3 1 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Chris116 said: Who would want to buy something advertised by half eaten fruit? The Apple only had one byte. Edited May 22, 2020 by Baby Deltic 4 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Nope. Laptops. Even had the sockets in the side. One of those is for the BC adapter and the other for AD supply. Edited May 23, 2020 by Baby Deltic 3 5 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post luckymucklebackit Posted May 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Nope. Laptops. Even had the sockets in the side. Take me to the page where is shows me how to overhaul this Westinghouse Brake Pump 1 1 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 The Medical Association has weighed in on proposed changes to the advice on Covid-19... The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a feeling it might go viral, but the Neurologists thought they had a bit of nerve. The Obstetrician felt he was labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists {with foresight from Trump} couldn't see a problem. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead bodies!" while the Paediatricians told them "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the Radiologists could see right through them. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands, for 20 more seconds, of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it. The Pharmacists thought it lacked sufficient time for the Cow testing to work, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the *******. (sorry had to delete it??) in parliament Julian 6 7 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Nope. Laptops. Even had the sockets in the side. It had a Trojan on it apparently. 5 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jcredfer Posted May 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2020 Somebody else wrote this................... Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions, Little Sasha puts her hand up and says: "I have two questions" "Why did the Russians take Crimea? And Why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?" Putin says "Good questions" But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go to Lunch. When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more questions, another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says: "I have Four questions" "My Questions are - Why did the Russians invade Crimea? Why are we sending troops to the Ukraine? Why did the bell go 20 minutes early? And Where is Sasha?" ............................ No... no ........................... really, I didn't post that................. Honest.. Mmmnnnm!!!!! 3 1 1 14 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 The truth will always out.... The Medical Association has weighed in on proposed changes to the advice on Covid-19... The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a feeling it might go viral, but the Neurologists thought they had a lot of nerve. The Obstetrician felt he was labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists {with foresight from Trump} couldn't see a problem. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead bodies!" while the Paediatricians told them "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the Radiologists could see right through them. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands, for 20 more seconds, of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it. The Pharmacists thought it lacked sufficient time for the Cow testing to work, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the *******. (sorry had to delete it??) in parliament Julian 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 23, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 23, 2020 2 hours ago, jcredfer said: The truth will always out.... The Medical Association has weighed in on proposed changes to the advice on Covid-19... The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a feeling it might go viral, but the Neurologists thought they had a lot of nerve. The Obstetrician felt he was labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists {with foresight from Trump} couldn't see a problem. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead bodies!" while the Paediatricians told them "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the Radiologists could see right through them. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands, for 20 more seconds, of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it. The Pharmacists thought it lacked sufficient time for the Cow testing to work, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the *******. (sorry had to delete it??) in parliament Julian That looks very much like the same joke you posted less than an hour ago! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 1 hour ago, kevinlms said: That looks very much like the same joke you posted less than an hour ago! We're on Jokes Thread +1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted May 23, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 23, 2020 We've used the entire budget for new jokes so, from now on, you'll only be seeing repeats. 3 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Welchester Posted May 23, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 23, 2020 10 hours ago, jcredfer said: Somebody else wrote this................... Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions, Little Sasha puts her hand up and says: "I have two questions" "Why did the Russians take Crimea? And Why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?" Putin says "Good questions" But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go to Lunch. When they come back, they sit back down and there is room for some more questions, another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says: "I have Four questions" "My Questions are - Why did the Russians invade Crimea? Why are we sending troops to the Ukraine? Why did the bell go 20 minutes early? And Where is Sasha?" ............................ No... no ........................... really, I didn't post that................. Honest.. Mmmnnnm!!!!! You did, though. So did chris p bacon on 5 May 2015. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 7 hours ago, kevinlms said: That looks very much like the same joke you posted less than an hour ago! I just give up. This is supposed to be a Thread with jokes in it. It's now becoming a joke in itself. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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