great central Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Help is at hand, although I fear the Royal Mail may get a bit upset http://www.petroldirect.com/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Taz Posted March 3, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 3, 2010 ...Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries. Love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zabdiel Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles. Genius! I like their affiliate site Slimeware Corporation which they describe as: a site created in 2003: "that was a parody I created of companies that made a business of installing spyware and parasiteware onto people's PCs. When I created it I thought it was all pretty far-out stuff, but then the slimeware manufacturers actually went and did it in the end. I guess that perhaps someone will crack the secret of sending petrol in the post too!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenhead Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 This is old news, I use the new Ipod application Ifuel. I can order online, download and wirelessly transfer my downloaded petrol from my Ipod into the tank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Even that's old news. I rewired my battery-powered milk float so that the ipod charges up the vehicle, and the choice of music determines the cruising speed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIFFLOCK Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 and the choice of music determines the cruising speed. Get some Dragonforce playing then - should do the quarter mile in ten seconds! Diff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 :icon_clap: :icon_clap: :icon_clap: Already forwarded it to several vict.. friends! :icon_winker: Dave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold slow8dirty Posted March 3, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 3, 2010 Just sent the link to my missus, she asked me if I was going to do it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Worsdell forever Posted March 3, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 3, 2010 Just ordered a few grams of Antimatter, am going to run the layout on it. Can't wait to see if they will be selling Dark Matter when they discover it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 What a quality discovery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted March 4, 2010 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 4, 2010 Help is at hand, although I fear the Royal Mail may get a bit upset http://www.petroldirect.com/ I understand the Toton Depot Fuel Manager has become a customer. 36E Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.A.C Martin Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Plutonium Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim H Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I see they also supply both antimatter and crystal power too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertiedog Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 No problem with delivering petrol by post, dry it out, pack the powder, and re-liquefy at home or in the car tank.......I really need a holiday! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 No problem with delivering petrol by post, dry it out, pack the powder, and re-liquefy at home or in the car tank.......I really need a holiday! I hope you're not serious about that. This was meant to be a joke site! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertiedog Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I hope you're not serious about that. This was meant to be a joke site! Er serious....drying out petrol? should I make the powder into pills? and what do you dissolve it in? Water? Petrol...er no, that would be silly.....which is where we came in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted March 5, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 5, 2010 Which brings us neatly to dehydrated water tablets. Ideal for disaster aid, expeditions and camping. Light, easy to pack and carry. When you want a drink just add water.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Brunel Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Plutonium Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer). Travel over speeds of 88mph at your own risk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddScott Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 On the subject of DeLoreans, you can get your flux capacitors here. http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6&products_id=28 Do look through the other parts available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welly Posted March 6, 2010 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 6, 2010 "Malta - home of the long distance trucker" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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