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5 minutes ago, DavidB-AU said:

Deadly eastern brown snake interrupts Dominic Thiem match at Brisbane International

Made the news here too. Saw it on CNN earlier.

 

Makes a change from birds, insects and wind-blown garbage.

 

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17 hours ago, kevinlms said:

Drunk skipper crashed his boat on a sandbar, with over 100 people on board!

There was a linked article to a fatal boating accident on Boxing Day even closer to home that Mum mentioned in her New Year's email.

 

Lots of very hot temperatures (high 30s°C) with high humidity with accompanying violent thunderstorms in southeast Queensland lately.

 

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Lucky! Driving a vehicle and trailer across a flooded bridge. No doubt She won't be doing that again.

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-02/nsw-tweed-floods-threat-northern-rivers/103278110

 

Edited to say that it was a woman, men are usually guilty of stupidity!

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There used to be a reggae/ska song by a local band a few years ago that went

 

"I'm a Sydney-sider,

I ain't scared of the Funnel web spider"

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-04/lethal-sydney-funnel-web-spider-hercules-sets-record-for-largest/103286268

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7 minutes ago, monkeysarefun said:

There used to be a reggae/ska song by a local band a few years ago that went

 

"I'm a Sydney-sider,

I ain't scared of the Funnel web spider"

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-04/lethal-sydney-funnel-web-spider-hercules-sets-record-for-largest/103286268

There is a saying that someone is “The funnel-web in the underpants of society”. 
 

Make of that what you will. It’s not very nice. 

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 During the lunchbreak at the cricket  I managed to catch a bit of the live stream of the 2024 Summernats Burnout Masters preliminaries.

 

 

 

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I fail to see the attraction of Queensland, where most of the worst can be found - keeps you out of rivers, beaches and now your own home!

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4 hours ago, kevinlms said:

I fail to see the attraction of Queensland, where most of the worst can be found - keeps you out of rivers, beaches and now your own home!

 

 

Although, to be fair  - Brown snakes are the least Queenslandish thing out there  since they occur everywhere else too. A typical  Queensland snake story is usually  about a 5 metre  tree python  coming up out of someones toilet  before eating their cat. 

 

In their defence, a bluddy huge Brown Snake once  dropped from the skies and missed me by about 6 feet as I sat in a chair under my deck,  and I dont live anywhere near  Queensland.  

 

He made his escape through the  pictured garden bed then across  the lawn, possibly to his getaway helicopter where he was probably planning to re-ascend into the sky  before dropping unexpectedly on some other poor unsuspecting bu99er.

 

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4 hours ago, kevinlms said:

I fail to see the attraction of Queensland, where most of the worst can be found - keeps you out of rivers, beaches and now your own home!

I found plenty of attraction in Queensland. 
 

The biggest problem I had was being already married 🤣

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9 minutes ago, Gwiwer said:

I found plenty of attraction in Queensland. 
 

The biggest problem I had was being already married 🤣

 

 

 

Well if nothing else, their  pay-for-parking system is a big step up from some vandalised tap-to-pay box  covered in graffiti. 

 

 

 

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41 minutes ago, monkeysarefun said:

 

 

Although, to be fair  - Brown snakes are the least Queenslandish thing out there  since they occur everywhere else too. A typical  Queensland snake story is usually  about a 5 metre  tree python  coming up out of someones toilet  before eating their cat. 

 

In their defence, a bluddy huge Brown Snake once  dropped from the skies and missed me by about 6 feet as I sat in a chair under my deck,  and I dont live anywhere near  Queensland.  

 

He made his escape through the  pictured garden bed then across  the lawn, possibly to his getaway helicopter where he was probably planning to re-ascend into the sky  before dropping unexpectedly on some other poor unsuspecting bu99er.

 

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What steps do you take around snakes?

 

 

Bloody great long ones!

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9 hours ago, kevinlms said:

I fail to see the attraction of Queensland

Most Queenslanders would consider Glenmorgan to the the wrong side of the proverbial black stump.

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In the 2016 census, Glenmorgan had a population of 148 people.

On the western fringe of the Darling Downs and agricultural, it's not quite the Outback but might as well be.

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9 hours ago, monkeysarefun said:

 

 

Although, to be fair  - Brown snakes are the least Queenslandish thing out there  since they occur everywhere else too. A typical  Queensland snake story is usually  about a 5 metre  tree python  coming up out of someones toilet  before eating their cat. 

 

In their defence, a bluddy huge Brown Snake once  dropped from the skies and missed me by about 6 feet as I sat in a chair under my deck,  and I dont live anywhere near  Queensland.  

 

He made his escape through the  pictured garden bed then across  the lawn, possibly to his getaway helicopter where he was probably planning to re-ascend into the sky  before dropping unexpectedly on some other poor unsuspecting bu99er.

 

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Drop snakes, eh? Crikey, the drop bears are bad enough...

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