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2 minutes ago, RLWP said:

According to my 'Nudging for Boys (1952)', animal nudges are classified as Acts of God

 

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Presumably, then, nudges by fish are Acts of Cod.

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4 hours ago, Mick Bonwick said:

 

Animal nudging was, presumably, in its infancy at the time. I'm sure there must now be training sessions available for domestic animals with nudging tendencies. You'd have to catch them early, though, because I've heard (and this may not be true, of course) that you can't teach an old nudger new tricks.

 

 

Be careful. In certain areas Animal nudging is still an offence under the Town and Police Clauses Act 1847. 

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3 hours ago, NHY 581 said:

Be careful. In certain areas Animal nudging is still an offence under the Town and Police Clauses Act 1847. 

 

Maybe so, but by 19:00 on the same day it was already out of date.

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If you have trouble getting to sleep tonight because of the heat, try reading this:

 

https://www.psa.ac.uk/sites/default/files/conference/papers/2018/VanDeun_vanAcker_Fobé_Brans_Nudging_Scoping Review.pdf

 

Not a canopy in sight. The world is going to pot. There's no point in nudging it in a different direction, either.

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Where do we consider the qualities of the fish?

 

Have sufficient pies been prepared for the banquet in three years time?

 

Have any of you got the slightest intentions of listening to the Speaking Clock?

 

Where is the main paper clip factory in Horrocksford?

 

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1 hour ago, Captain Kernow said:

Where do we consider the qualities of the fish?

 

Have sufficient pies been prepared for the banquet in three years time?

 

Have any of you got the slightest intentions of listening to the Speaking Clock?

 

Where is the main paper clip factory in Horrocksford?

 

 

Nurse, his medication has worn off again!

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1 hour ago, Captain Kernow said:

Where do we consider the qualities of the fish?

 

Have sufficient pies been prepared for the banquet in three years time?

 

Have any of you got the slightest intentions of listening to the Speaking Clock?

 

Where is the main paper clip factory in Horrocksford?

 

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A. At the bottom of the bowl, as soon as it is drained.

B. Even if they have, they're not likely to last that long now that their presence has been advertised.

C. No.

D. Just round the corner. Surely you knew that? Or is this just another of your tests?

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1 hour ago, Captain Kernow said:

Where do we consider the qualities of the fish?

A reverend gentleman of my acquaintance once ate a fillet of fish that was of such sublime flavour, texture, colour and overall goodliness that he called it the piece of cod that passeth all understanding.

 

I thank you.

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11 minutes ago, St Enodoc said:

A reverend gentleman of my acquaintance once ate a fillet of fish that was of such sublime flavour, texture, colour and overall goodliness that he called it the piece of cod that passeth all understanding.

 

I thank you.

 

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3 hours ago, Mick Bonwick said:

 

Maybe so, but by 19:00 on the same day it was already out of date.

Are we talking about nudging after dark?

If so that's an extremely risqué occupation.

The local vicar was caught in the act and de-frocked.

His nudging was never the same afterwards.:)

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8 hours ago, St Enodoc said:

A reverend gentleman of my acquaintance once ate a fillet of fish that was of such sublime flavour, texture, colour and overall goodliness that he called it the piece of cod that passeth all understanding.

 

I thank you.

Originally attributed to Edwin Lutyens, I believe. Except he was referring to a fish that had been less than excellent. 

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40 minutes ago, Oldddudders said:

Originally attributed to Edwin Lutyens, I believe. Except he was referring to a fish that had been less than excellent. 

 

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2 hours ago, Oldddudders said:

Originally attributed to Edwin Lutyens, I believe. Except he was referring to a fish that had been less than excellent. 

 

Nice work there, connecting 'Act of God' back to 'Canopies' via an Architect

 

Three points, and I think it's your deal

 

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13 hours ago, Mick Bonwick said:

If you have trouble getting to sleep tonight because of the heat, try reading this:

 

https://www.psa.ac.uk/sites/default/files/conference/papers/2018/VanDeun_vanAcker_Fobé_Brans_Nudging_Scoping Review.pdf

 

Not a canopy in sight. The world is going to pot. There's no point in nudging it in a different direction, either.

 

Worked a treat...

...that is until the electric storm awoke me in the middle of a dream about nudging canapes :crazy:

 

These look nudge-ready!

 

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2 hours ago, Captain Kernow said:

How does the purple garden gnome choose which sink plunger to have for breakfast?

 

 

If stuck for ideas, any self respecting purple garden gnomes could refer to that bible of Italian sink plunger cuisine, 

 

Antgnomio Carluccio and Gegnomo Contaldo's recipe book Two Hungry Gnomes. 

 

Lots of ideas therein. 

 

Rob. 

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22 hours ago, NHY 581 said:

 

 

Be careful. In certain areas Animal nudging is still an offence under the Town and Police Clauses Act 1847. 

 

Is that the same bit of legislation that makes Muffin the Mule illegal? 

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1 hour ago, Worsdell forever said:

 

Is that the same bit of legislation that makes Muffin the Mule illegal? 

 

 

Same horse, different jockey. 

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6 hours ago, Captain Kernow said:

How does the purple garden gnome choose which sink plunger to have for breakfast?

 

 

I'm not sure which spell-checker you use, but I certainly haven't previously come across one that interprets  n-u-d-g-e as plunger. Or is that just the product of some sinck persons humour?

 

I think, nonetheless, that the answer to your question can be found quite easily if you do a little gnomework.

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