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Evening all, 

 

A fairly quiet day mostly at the keyboard before lunch.  Books don't write themselves.  After being refuelled with a pasty I set off for those dreaded initials MRC.  It being cold, damp and with early darkness not too many folk were there and I left having done little more than stick a piece of wood to a sheet of foam-board after 90 minutes.  

 

Vegetabilia was topped up from the farm shop on the way home.  Because their stuff is good and cheaper than any local supermarket.  And because it was more or less on the route anyway.  

 

Reaching the Pigsarse Penzance by-pass at 16.45 I expected to encounter some traffic.  What I didn't really expect was a cavalcade of oncoming tractors, headlights and searchlights blazing, blinding me and probably others and casting into deep (i.e. not visible) shadow the large picking cages they had attached and which were wider by some amount than the tractors themselves.  A few very near misses were observed.  

 

And then I was stuck behind 30mph man.  Or woman.  The road home twists and turns over the moors and isn't a fast one at the best of times.  45 - 50 mph at best with several bends and one village where 30mph is about all you can safely manage.  But not 30mph for 8 miles.  Weaving from white line to hedge as well.  I suspected someone had been on the loopy juice.  There is a straight bit towards home through a dip just long enough to get past safely if nothing comes the other way.  Nothing was coming the other way.  I went for it.  30mph man went for it.  Having trundled along at a steady rate for the past 7 miles the car i went to overtake suddenly accelerated and paced me.  For just long enough to spook its driver who abruptly braked and got a flash of headlights from the car now very close behind for their trouble.  I had in those moments safely completed the overtake and was off and away home.  I had seen enough.  

 

I should not need to make use of the road tomorrow beyond a walk into town.  That takes all of two minutes.  Dr. SWMBO has plans to get up early to see the Solstice sun rise but the seaweed-wranglers are only offering greyness and sky-wee so she's on her own there!  

 

One more cuppa and a little more attention to the book now before bed-time.  I'm wide awake so there's no point trying to turn in just yet.   

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We did go to Stratford for the lights today.  Starting mid afternoon, found that SWMBO didn't have her keys.  Got farther the second attempt and her cell phone (with navigation app) couldn't be located. A long search and it finally turned up on the car floor in front of her seat, camouflaged in black. 

At one interchange I misjudged the lanes and found the one I wanted was full. Headed off the other way to turn at the first opportunity. There was the results of a collision at the top of the ramp, attended by assorted police cars and tow trucks. But I did manage the turn around.

In Stratford, we found that the lights are on Thursday to Sunday.  She bought a couple of books at the bookstore; it was open late while the coffee shops were closed by 4 or 5. No problems except heavy traffic on the way home.

 

 

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Ey up!

 

Blowing a reet hoolie outside. Pah! I have to go over to Didsbury (on the M62) this am.could be very interesting..

 

@polybear and @tigerburnieare both missing.. hope they are OK.

 

Time to gerrowirrit!

 

TTFN.

 

Baz

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20 hours ago, jjb1970 said:

It's good to be back in the land of good food, I hesitate to say this as it may give some people nightmares, but you can't get pickled onion monster munch, XL cheese crisps or Fry's raspberry creme bars in Singapore. It's a bleak and desolate place.

Oh dear me, it sounds like JJB needs to be involuntarily committed to a gourmet asylum for his own good!

 

And think of poor Mrs JJB, from hubby appreciating Laksa to this! She must be incredibly distraught.

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14 hours ago, monkeysarefun said:

a lame catchphrase in the 80's or 90's "white men cant jump" - I think it was a movie or some bullcrap about basket ballers and how high they can jump or whatever.

You do know that was a comedy don't you. (1992)

 

Do you know what Roy Cazaly's 'vertical leap' was?  Special yardsticks with flippers to measure it are pretty standard basketball gym equipment. (Vertical jump tester).

 

The average NBA player has a 28" vertical leap (standing start) - and an average height of 6'6". Of course they're not allowed to climb up someone's back with cleats/spikes/stops etc.

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1 hour ago, iL Dottore said:

Oh dear me, it sounds like JJB needs to be involuntarily committed to a gourmet asylum for his own good!

 

And think of poor Mrs JJB, from hubby appreciating Laksa to this! She must be incredibly distraught.

 

I met a quite splendid chap called Darth Vader who told me he was here to sit out a bit of unpleasantness happening in a galaxy far far away who persuaded me of the virtues of the dark side. Embrace the pickled onion monster munch, use the force!

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29 minutes ago, jjb1970 said:

I've just reminded myself of why I switched off watching the UK news and reading papers many years ago, the gleeful miserabilism and superciliousness of it all is just awful. 

There is something rather unappealing about the “gleeful miserabilism” seen in today’s news programmes and in the political arena.

 

I’m no naïve pollyanna and certainly there are many problems to address (some of our own making) but for the vast majority of people life is certainly “adequate” or better. I think people fail to recognise how much better life is today (problems notwithstanding) than in previous centuries where - as Hobbes put it - (for most people) “the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short”.

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I know I've said this before, but I realized how important most news was when I was at sea. That was before ships had inrnet access (it was before most people were online, let alone ships) and we still relied on the local agents bringing a bag of newspapers when we were in port. So I tended to lose touch with all but the really big stories, like the Gulf War when Iraq invaded Kuwait. I'd come home after 3 - 4 months and Carlisle was invariably the same, Britain was the same, the world was still turning and things were running along as previously, yet I knew that every day there would have been a new crisis of the moment filling the news and news readers and talking heads talking utter nonsense round the clock, almost all of which was forgotten almost as soon as it was reported. Yes, there are significant stories, but there really aren't that many and most news is basically filler material, click bait, fear porn and outrage fodder. Not that I'm cynical or anything.

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18 minutes ago, Gwiwer said:

If you happen to live on the leeward side. 
 

G’day, Happy Solstice, Welcome. The shortest period of less-than-nocturnal gloom is with us. There’s not enough of it to call “daylight” and there’s a gale blowing in off the Atlantic.  Seas will be up and blown against the cliffs here.  Gulls trying to make progress beak-first are being blown backwards.  
 

 

Solstice is not actually until tomorrow!

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