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Whacky Signs.


Colin_McLeod

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i saw a sign by the roadside in brackley yesterday that i wanted to photograph but i cant find it now, anyway it read......

 

 

FAT AND UGLY?

 

JOIN OUR GYM.......

 

AND JUST BE UGLY

 

 

really made me laugh!

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i saw a sign by the roadside in brackley yesterday that i wanted to photograph but i cant find it now, anyway it read......

 

 

FAT AND UGLY?

 

JOIN OUR GYM.......

 

AND JUST BE UGLY

 

 

really made me laugh!

 

Is this it?

 

http://www.kulfoto.com/funny-pictures/26170/tired-of-being-fat-and-ugly-just-be-ugly

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And this just in from my brother-in-law who is somewhere in Brazil for some football festival on another ;)

 

I was wondering about "Small Misty Pieces of Fish" and "Sun's Meat" but then decided to eat elsewhere after reading the very first item on the menu ...... :O

 

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And this just in from my brother-in-law who is somewhere in Brazil for some football festival on another ;)

 

I was wondering about "Small Misty Pieces of Fish" and "Sun's Meat" but then decided to eat elsewhere after reading the very first item on the menu ...... :O

 

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Is that the menu for the local prison?

 

Keith

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While in the United States, I saw a sign (but was unable to get a photo) which read

 

SOD WORK

  

It does, of course, mean "we are available to look after the turf on your lawn" (whatever users of the Oxford English Dictionary may think).

Best wishes

Eric   

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I was wondering about "Small Misty Pieces of Fish" and "Sun's Meat" but then decided to eat elsewhere after reading the very first item on the menu ...... :O

The first item sounds like a McDonald's menu item - or it would be if it were file de piexe.

 

Fun with Google translate: isca de piexe = bait fish.

 

Mmmmm bait.

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Somewhat boastful sign.

No further comment to make.

 

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Many years ago on the bar of the Great Northern Hotel in  Peterborough, while consuming a pint prior to depositing the old man on to a train northbound, he was admiring the highly polished back bar, newly refurbished and with odd bits of bric a brac.

 

He looked up, to find a pair of tobacco jars, marked 'best ' and 'black Irish '.

 

The question had to come "What, exactly, is those jars?"

 

The reply, from me, "Condoms"

 

Regards

 

Ian

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