RMweb Premium 47137 Posted October 28, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 28, 2015 I got a new battery for my laptop today: Something got lost in translation: - Richard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold grandadbob Posted October 28, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 28, 2015 A Welsh story A man went into a Birmingham supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower.The young greens-produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers.The man persisted, and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him. Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager,"Some idiot out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him,so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?""Cardiff, sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave Cardiff ?" the manager asked.The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Cardiff.""You're kidding?" replied the boy. "What position did she play?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Missionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted October 28, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 28, 2015 Nah, hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted October 29, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 29, 2015 http://www.flixxy.com/worlds-slowest-rube-goldberg-machine.htm 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 tribute to talk-talk http://www.commitstrip.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Strips-Erreur-au-pilori-001-650-finalenglish.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 thats my haloween costume chosen ..". spiderman as you couldnt get out of the bath on your own this morning" cheeky gits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/13926521.Council_removes__X_rated__Christmas_light_that_s_been_causing_a_stir/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff alvey Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted October 31, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 31, 2015 This place must have changed ownership , look at the background . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted October 31, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 31, 2015 ^ ^^ It's funny but it is obvious that some 'digital work' has been done. Kev. Funny is allow in some countries/tertiaries and not in others. (You can all take the Pi$$ of me but I can only reciprocate in 78.21% of the time.) ((44.4444244444% of all statistics are made up - honest!)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 ^ ^^ It's funny but it is obvious that some 'digital work' has been done. Kev. Funny is allow in some countries/tertiaries and not in others. (You can all take the Pi$$ of me but I can only reciprocate in 78.21% of the time.) ((44.4444244444% of all statistics are made up - honest!)) http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted November 1, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 1, 2015 Seen outside wife's work today.... Cheers, Mick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 That does not look like a Transit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted November 2, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 2, 2015 It should also say, useless at reversing I've covered up My rear view... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff alvey Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Has anyone ever added vodka to mashed potatoes? If not, why not!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Surely better just to make more vodka from the potatoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Surely better just to make more vodka from the potatoes? Surely that's not the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astockfan101 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Surely that's not the point? This is what russians do both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Market65 Posted November 3, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 3, 2015 Here is something I saw, forgive the pun, in a shop window in Driffield today. With regards, Rob. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 resistance is futile https://youtu.be/L0unVq-ANl4 a couple of old favourites mashed together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trisonic Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Brilliant! Best, Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 resistance is futile a couple of old favourites mashed together. Fantastic. I can see Jim clip clopping around the east end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 resistance is futile a couple of old favourites mashed together. In a weird way, that actually works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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